The Free Beacon kills me with this stuff*.
MSNBC is truly the exemplar of journalism and a paragon of hard hitting analysis. Would that we could all achieve such heights of discourse in our brief time upon this shabby earth. Oh that such a time would come when we, too, we small and sullen few, could ascend to the thrones of kings of men and look down from our lofty perches and wield such subtle articulation. OK, I know what you’re thinking. “What are you TALKING about?”
I … I just don’t know anymore.
*Just to be clear, this does not mean that I am actually dead and communicating from beyond the grave.