Now look, you all know I’m disappointed el Trumpo got elected, but one of the silver linings as how libs are freaking out and supping on their sweet sweet tears.
In that vein, I asked Twitter to provide the best meltdowns – here they are!!
9/11 and 11/9 are now the two biggest tragedies in American history. #RIPAmerica
— Justin Timberlake (@jtimberlaketeam) November 9, 2016
We are now under total Republican rule. Textbook fascism. Fuck you, white America. Fuck you, you racist, misogynist pieces of shit. G'night.
— Laci Green (@gogreen18) November 9, 2016
Here's what last night's results mean to Darian Storms. What do they mean to you? pic.twitter.com/EaR30BfBQE
— OU Daily (@OUDaily) November 9, 2016
At the #UTProtest I was given an opportunity to speak. So I did.
(Beginning was cut off; I said "There are men in this country") pic.twitter.com/MxTXSSaY9G
— stephen (@alsostephenking) November 10, 2016
I will never stand for the national anthem with Donald Trump as the president of the United States.
— stephen (@alsostephenking) November 9, 2016
That is awesome. Unfortunately, as el Scoopo revealed, it’s not about Trump, it’s from August:
Hey guys, as much fun as it is, this video is NOT about Trump beating Hillary. It was on Youtube back in August https://t.co/nICEbsS2u2
— ⚡️ Right Scoop ⚡️ (@trscoop) November 9, 2016
Still funny. Anyway, here’s a great campus letter for snowflake students:
For students grieving, take a look at this option to reach out to your professors today pic.twitter.com/S3ibmqxoko
— Purdue Student Gov (@Purdue_SG) November 9, 2016
But the absolutely best is Miley Cyrus – while I don’t disagree with all of it, it’s hilarious:
❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙 pic.twitter.com/kuETRP7tb0— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) November 9, 2016
Ah well. We need to look on the bright side of the orange cheeto revolution.