Bob Beckel thinks rapes on college campuses are rare

Bob Beckel wants to know when was the last time you’ve heard of a rape on college campuses because apparently rapes are so rare you don’t need a gun:

Are you gonna shoot your date? Um Bob, here’s some words of wisdom. They are no longer your date when they are raping you. Idiot.

(h/t: Twitchy)

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  • SpikeT

    Confused, bloated, bombastic Bob must have been thinking “date rape”.

    • sybilll

      Huh? If my daughter was being date raped, hell yes I’d tell her to shoot him. Not lethally, but enough to put him out of commission, and herself out of danger. Please tell me you are not saying what I think you are saying.

      • sDee

        If her life is threatened, date or no date, she should pull the gun, aim to kill, and pull the trigger. To aim otherwise may cost her her life.

        • Conniption Fitz

          Might save other women’s lives too, not to mention a lot of taxpayer expense with free food, medical and mental health care, free internet porn in prison, free trial lawyer, etc.

          • leftwinglooney

            Don’t forgot the cost of the occasional sex change the courts say the citizens must fund.

  • DCGere

    Can’t fix stoopid…

  • hbnolikeee

    Maybe he meant it’s not rape rape ala Whoopie the Moron Goldburp?!

    • Whoopi, the wire hanger self-abortionist?
      Sick in every way.
      BTW – “Gold-berg” is the new version of the original: (tip of) “S*it Berg”

    • leftwinglooney

      I don’t anything would rape Whoopi GoldBurp

  • What a moron.

    And Bob if you were my date I would shoot myself.

    • Rshill7


    • LadyMacKeltar

      I wouldn’t give him the time of day. YUCK!

    • JohnCraven

      You ever see that commercial on tv where the young lady is waiting for her date who she found online and she claims he’s a French fashion model and the “stud” walks up to her and says “bonjour” and she goes off with him happily claiming since it was on the internet it couldn’t have possibly been wrong.

      Well that’s how Bob Beckel must get dates – walks up to them after meeting them on Hannity’s twitter world and says “bonjour”.

      John Craven
      New Orleans

    • Conniption Fitz

      Reminds me of that famous Churchill story:
      Rich biddy: “Churchill, if you were my husband, I’d poison you.”
      Churchill: “Madame, If you were my wife, I’d drink it!”

  • 57thunderbird

    Bob never has been the sharpest tool in the shed.Like most if not all liberals.

  • Fox News employs him. They support him.

    • 57thunderbird

      Comic relief?

  • 57thunderbird

    I think Bob started recovering from alcoholism a little too late to save his brain cells.

    • Nukeman60

      Nothin’ from nothin’ leaves nothin’.

  • And yet the example he gives is “What if a bunch of frat boys came in drunk with guns?”

    Yeah…cause THAT happens all the time. Still having acid flashbacks….

    • clockwindingdown

      Yeah Bob, we wouldn’t want those 18-22 year olds carrying guns would we? Oh wait our military soldiers are what, how old, really, so were the guys that fought WWII, Korea, RVN, you mean its not an age issue, its okay if they are protecting our country but not themselves or girl friends?

      Ah common Bob you can always change your name, thanks a lot son just the same…

      • ImaThinkn

        Actually, if it were up to liberals, we wouldn’t have a military either and police would be like the bobbies (sissies) in England. Can’t we all just get along?

  • c4pfan

    That’s why I don’t watch The Five! Because, of pukes like him!

  • Marridge

    Does Beckel think colleges want their names in the news when campus rapes happen? Good grief. Have another triple cheeseburger, Bob.

  • edsmanedup

    Poor Bob is representative of a clouded mind perverted by years of abuse…his family is praying for him…but the real problem/question is how do we stop the advance of this liberal/progressive/facist/communist minority that has taken control of the media and the narative/White House and is with purposeful intent trying to destroy our country???

    • 57thunderbird

      We stop it by whatever means is necessary.

      • edsmanedup

        Thanks 57T,

        I am trying to learn how to use this site for emails, how did you contact me off site.

    • Go2Blazes

      edsmanedup wrote:

      “…the real problem/question is how do we stop the advance of this liberal/progressive/facist/communist minority that has taken control of the media and the narative/White House and is with purposeful intent trying to destroy our country???”

      Excellent point and one that should be brought up again and again and again, online and offline, over and over. REPETITION is a very effective educational tool (it’s why DESPOTS and THUGS use it so often).

      Suggest that people, with your permission, take your words and make it a “NATIONAL ANTHEM”… Sing it loud and sing it often, and hopefully provoke some ANSWERS to your very important question. America needs to wake up and start finding some solutions to the QUAGMIRE we find ourselves sinking into…

      • edsmanedup

        Thanks Go2,

        I not sure how this site works re; emails or how to contact folks, but stay in touch.

  • edsmanedup

    How do we within the framework of our Constitution stop this new Hitler and his Nazi buds from destroying even the sheep/goats of this fair pasture??? Our responsibility/duty is to protect them (the deceived) as well.

  • warpmine

    Bob must have been one of those chaps that was seriously hard up for a date when even the dogs turned him down.

  • FreeManWalking

    If Beckel had a son he would look like chris cristy!

  • Joe

    He is dumber than I thought!

  • This stupid a$$ jackwagon is lucky he’s got a glass screen between him and I right now. What an absolute arrggggh!! I haven’t got a good enough word for this fat little puke. Dam I want him off Fox and I don’t even watch it, but this is WAY over the freaking line.

    Crap I need to censor myself. Seriously- why is this jerk still on TV?! Is there no other that can replace this.. thing? Does this guy have daughters? oh most likely even if he did, they’ve probably got armed security anyway.
    The vile crap these people spew is beyond sick.

    • las1

      My “bad-word-jar” is sitting on my counter right here. You owe it some nickels girl! : )

      • OneThinDime

        Wow, I’ll contribute those nickels if she keeps on typing!

        • las1

          From you Thin One… nothing less than dimes.

          • OneThinDime

            Sure, I have to double of others, feels like the US tax system 🙂 But her comments are worth the investment

      • believe me, if I had to owe on thoughts alone, your jar would have enough for you to go on an exotic vacation. Sorry las1. I can’t tolerate this kind of crap. I shouldn’t have even come on this one.

        • las1

          I’ve always seen Beckel as just a big dumb ass.. kinda harmless… just feed him Cheetos and his dumb-ass-ness morphs into plain old silly.

          It’s guys like Toure, (who the hell names their kid “Toure”… tell me… WHO?) or Ed Schultz, or especially Lawrence O’Donnel, or Martin Bashir, these guys really make me want to reach through the screen.

          • I just don’t like fat slobs mocking rape. There’s nothing funny about it.
            That said, the rest are dangerous a$$hats and I am glad I never hear them except when Scoop has cuts of them.

            • las1

              You bring up a good point actually. Some issues are so politicized and stripped of their seriousness, people can become hardened to how terrible they actually are. We’ve got to be careful sometimes, myself included.

        • las1

          P.S. If you need a break… I’ll call up a good episode of Honey Boo Boo. That’ll put you right, either that or Duck Dynasty… but I’m sure you’ve seen all of those.

          • lol. uhm… no. thanks anyway las. I’m doin’ good now. Facebook, twitter and e mail in between checking here lol. Keeping me busy and finding laughs when I need them.

    • sDee

      This stupid a$$ jackwagon is lucky he’s got a glass screen between him and I right now

      Is that you Sarge?

  • martha chandler

    He is one of the reasons that I stopped watching FOX, the other is Juan.

    • MadAsHellJack

      Martha, AMEN to that!

      Beckel is despicable and disgusting and holds the party line no matter what. Juan is just a little brown yes man for Obama.

      • Rshill7

        “…little brown yes man…” (Mad…)

        Oh boy…don’t know what Santa will do with you next year. He’ll only need to check your name once.

        Who cares! Piñatas all around 🙂

        • MadAsHellJack

          @Rshill7, you know it’s true. If Juan were a poor little white boy nobody would notice his rants and adoration for Obama. Oh and Santa has had me on his list for bein’ a naughty boy since 1952. 🙂

    • LadyMacKeltar

      Alan Colmes is another one I find very annoying.

      • tinlizzieowner

        Colmes is a rabid, leftist, ideologue. Beckel and Williams have been known to be lucid, at times.

        • las1

          Colmes…ugh.. shudder…

          when I saw him go after Rick Santorum with his “dead baby” routine… he graduated from a simple piece of sheit directly to scum.

          forward to about the 1:00 mark.

          • tinlizzieowner

            If it’s just the same to you, I’d rather not. I had all could stand of him back in the ‘Hannity & Colmes’ days.
            Beckel is a different story, he knows most of what he says is pure krap. He’s on ‘The Five’ to do just that, spew krap. Colmes actually believes what he says.

            • las1

              It is pretty hard to watch.. you’ve got that right for sure. It’s when you see stuff like this, it has one scratching one’s head thinking, “what the heck has happened to America?”.

  • las1

    Rapes are not rare! Every time the abortion debate falls out of the mouth of a liberal, rape’s their first argument to justify abortion. So there’s an epidemic of rape to justify an epidemic of abortions.

    And Beckel’s definitely got to look at the expiry date on his Liberal Card and get a new one. Either that or he’s been denied entry to the Women’s Clubs on campuses across the country (because he’s a man of course) for too many years and needs to brush up on their agenda.

    • Rshill7

      Are you suggesting that libs use artificial facts…or that chubby libs use them with reckless abandon?

    • Excellent point my triple eyed brother!!

      • las1

        They certainly love to use the “rape” card whenever it suits them.

        • Just like they do race, the Bible, Christianity, and just about anything when it’s for their own cause. >:-(

          • Nukeman60

            What amazes me, though, is that no matter how many cards they pull, they are still not playing with a full deck.

            Liberals. Go figure.

            • lol. Too true Nukefriend! Mornin’!!

              • Nukeman60

                Mornin’ duckie. Looks like I missed some good conversation last night about dear ole Beckel. Just remember, if you are in need of a cuss word, the word ‘Beckel’ fits in most instances. 🙂

  • I expect MSLSD and CNN to have creeps like this on. But I thought Fox News was suppose to be better. Apparently not.

    • las1

      Just wait till you see David Axelrod on MSNBC. He’s been hired to be a regular as “Senior Political Analyst”.

      But nothing to worry about. They’re fair and balanced, of course, just like CNN.

  • sDee

    What many people do not know is that college campus police departments are generally not required to report their crimes into local, state and federal crime data bases. (Liberals do not like admitting their little social engineering cesspools are crime ridden.

    So if one is looking at crime statistics or maps Butthead Beckel may have been easily led to believe this.

    • College campuses are hedonistic… they allow a certain manageable level of debauchery and depravity.

    • sDee

      Use Trulia to check out a campus near you and see if it reports violent crime.

      Here is the one from Raleigh NC near NC State University. If anyone knows where NCSU is (look in the general area around Dan Allen Drive and Sullivan Drive).!wake-nc/14/35.78505,-78.69947/Raleigh,NC,Southwest_Raleigh/

      Notice it appears crime free in the middle of two crime ridden areas? Now everyone around Raleigh knows there are rapes, assaults and robberies on NC State campus all the time. But they do not have to report them. So the map shows a “crime free zone”!

      • That’s messed up- especially since college towns usually also mean high-crime areas due to the easy targets.

        • sDee

          Yup! A friend of mine who worked in the Administration of a large public university let me in me on this dirty little secret.

    • JohnCraven

      Aren’t many liberal campi just dressed-up “Occupy Wall Streets” where the rape tents are a bit sturdier and called dormitories?

      John Craven
      New Orleans

  • tinlizzieowner

    Hey ‘Archie’ Beckel. The 50’s called, they are looking for their Male Chauvinist Pig.
    😉 😉

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  • pinkflowers1

    Rape on college campuses was common 30 years ago when I was in college. I imagine it still is. Then women were just too ashamed to come forward or were brainwashed into thinking that they had done something to cause it. Those guys will fry in hell. Having a gun to help them along would be a good thing.

  • Does he believe this because he is not allowed on any campus?

  • JohnCraven

    Did he get his talking points from that idiot Democrat in Colorado?

    But we have to suffer his stupidity like we do Karl Rove’s because they are FOH – Friends of Hannity.

    In the Catholic Church we have the concept of what is called “Invincible Ignorance” which I understand to mean that it’s an ignorance which only God can penetrate. It’s an ignorance which apparently most Obama supporters suffer from because they can’t for the life of them link Obama with anything wrong that is happening in our nation or that any policy of Obama is wrong like gun control.

    I think Beckel is the classic example of “Invincible Ignorance”.

    John Craven
    New Orleans

    • sDee

      The invincible ignorance of the friends of Hannity.

      Now that’s a fine bit of analysis there, JohnCraven. 😀

      Peace be with you.

      • If you can tell who someone is by with who they hang out with as friends, what does this say for Hannity….

        • Great point there Puritan. No wonder I stopped listening to Hannity last year.

  • tim trueblood

    I thought we needed abortion to prevent unwanted pregnancys that are the result from the crime of rape?
    Meanwhile the dems in the CO state house are telling women to use ball point pens and to hang out in groups to prevent being attacked
    Do liberals really believe what they say or is it just their form of public verbal self satisfaction?

    • notebene

      Liberals react like demons to an exorcism when faced with logic! Facts simply tick them off because they are so superior due to the fact they are in touch with their feelings. What a bunch of hypocritcal loosers!

  • Pancake3

    Martha figures Juan and Beckle are enough to disqualify Fox from further viewing. Maybe we should think of O’Reilly, the Levittown Liberal, as a third reason to abandon Roger Ailes and his Fox crew. Hell, Greg Gutfield makes more conservative commentary than O’Reilly ever thought about!

  • Ray

    Again, it is the left that are the enemy of women’s rights. Conservatives get a bum wrap.

  • Amjean

    Historically speaking, colleges usually try to cover up “rapes” I believe.
    That is why they have “campus” police.

  • It’s common knowledge that college campuses rarely report crimes that take place on campus unless forced to do so. They don’t want the delicate ears of the paying parents to think their baby girls are going to be at risk of harm, so they hide it. They try to pretend that they are little islands of Higher Learning and Nothing Bad Could Happen Here!

    And any man who ever tried to rape me should hope I have a gun: it’d be more merciful.

  • I’m starting to think that Beckel is simply a well-paid actor planted on The Five to counter the statements of the other four for “good” TV. I don’t want to believe that someone so legitimately ignorant exists and is willing to spew his tripe out loud. I’d rather believe that he’s paid to be a jerk.

  • Rocco11

    Fox is as unwatchable as MSNBC, and CNN these days. Nice work Ailes…

  • tshtsh

    Maybe he thinking about the liberal’s archtype daughter with free birth control and a devotee to hook ups.

  • I guess Beckel doesn’t know how to use google. Makes sense… as google is notoriously difficult to use. Anyhoo… I did a google (after much effort) and found this -> According to this abc news report, 25% of college women will be victims of rape or attempted rape before they graduate with a four year degree. Hmmm… so I guess Beckel is right! A full 75% of women are perfectly safe!

  • TimeForAnarchy

    The first clue that this is is going nowhere is “Beckel thinks………”

    Yeah, that’ll be the day when Beckel forms a cogent thought on his own.

  • 911Infidel

    The token lefty strikes again. Hey Bob if you get any stupider we’ll have to change your last name to Biden.

  • repubboy

    Holy Smokes, this guy is on television, He needs a reality check, rapes occur everywhere they are not location specific ! And further more you big dummy ! when a woman says no she means no, not maybe ! And if she needs to protect herself from an animal then so be it ! This whole gun debate has become so absurd ! These Liberal freedom taking know it all’s will scrap the fly crap off windshields to make a point and its disgusting ! these people are grasping at straws because they know that there reasons for gun control is all BS.

  • TickedWhiteDude

    Everytime a liberal professor opens their S*** eating mouth, multiple students are raped all across the nation.

  • Well I guess Clinton and Beckel should be a team. You know… it depends on what your definition of rape/sex is.

  • 1tootall

    I stopped watching Hannity/colmes because of Colmes. I refuse to watch the Five because of Beckel. He is a knee jerk lib; doesn’t process or think about anything. I wish they could get rid of him.


    Crimes of Power are not designated to any area of specifity or any gender or age.
    Use of the brain that says “it won’t happen to you” is meer complacency and government statistics that breeds “those that Think that they are “The Know It Alls”!

  • JungleCogs

    Bob is just is concerned about being shot on his next date.

  • Conniption Fitz

    Yep, Bob… rapes are rare on college campuses, in the military, in Islamic hell-holes and certain gangsta-dominated ghettos in the US.

    I say, get EVERY female on earth a gun and lots of bullets and a course in the use of deadly force of every kind…as well as a pair of silver-plated steel Lorena Bobbit heavy duty shears and a couple of large tent spikes for good measure.

    If your culture and religion don’t teach respect for women and children, give them a means of self-defense and termination of the threat.

  • your god said:
    >>Obama: “If there’s one life we can save, we’ve got an obligation to try.”<<<<
    Life, rape, rape ended with killing a victim/witness – not worthy, BOOB Beckel?
    You are mentally sick.

  • mikeinidaho

    Beckel, the original “botched abortion”.
    he’s as dumb as he is FAT.

  • Beckel lives in a dark hole surrounded by the sphincter. He’s nothing more than an apologist for the modern incarnation of marxism in the democrat party.

  • 27Words

    Even if there was only one rape to be stopped? Wouldn’t we be wise to ensure that woman was able to defend herself with a gun, if that’s what she chose to do?

    If this were my daughter and she was THE ONLY woman attacked on campus, I’d want her to have an XDs or similar to defend herself. Isn’t that her CHOICE (Pro-Choice?)

    Maybe they should follow the advice of the CO dem who says co-eds should tell would be attackers that they are menstrating or have herpes or force themselves to vomit… now there’s a defense!

    Imagine if a conservative proposed this.. NOW and every woman’s group would be out there calling for their head… Where are they NOW?

  • debw777

    I might.

  • Sober_Thinking

    Bob can’t help himself… he’s the paid comic relief… he’s an idiot and every court needs a jester I guess.

    He’s a buffoon…

  • I watch The Five every day until the crap starts to flow out of Beckel’s mouth, then I turn it off. I don’t know why he is on there. Imagine how their ratings would soar if he was gone.