BREAKING: French Election RESULTS!

LE FRENCH ELECTIÓN L’GOES TO L’RUNAWWWF!!

OK, I didn’t study French, sorry. The first round of the French election went as expected, with no candidate able to defeat Macron or Le Pen for the runoff.

Republican party guy Francois Fillon has conceded, which is a problem for him:

Fillon was charged with corruption, something he could have escaped if he had won the election. Now he has to face the charges!!

Poor guy.

Some say that Macron will win given that Fillon has tossed his support against Le Pen.

Socialist Hamon had a very poor showing.

Lefty Melanchon only got 17.9%. They’re all out and it’s down to two.

The election will be decided on May 7th between the Trumpy far right anti-NATO, anti-EU Marine Le Pen who apparently wants to nationalize the banks (!?!), and Macron. Yippee!!

UPDATE!

LE PEN SPEAKS!!!

“The enormous challenge of the election is the wild globalization that puts the civilization at risk.”


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