BREAKING: Mike Pence swears in General James Mattis as Secretary of Defense!

The Senate just confirmed General James ‘Mad Dog’ Mattis to run the Department of Defense as Defense Secretary:

Well that didn’t take long!

Here’s a short video that Mattis just recorded and sent to ISIS:

LOL!

UPDATE:

It is done.

How soon before ISIS capitulates and converts to Christianity? Lay your bets, people!!


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