Loch Ness Monster fans the world over are in a tizzy over an image from an Apple satellite app that definitely probably shows a huge obvious monster maybe that is swimming or not in the mysterious lake.
I think I speak for everyone when I say “wha …?”
The picture shows a murky underwater figure with what appear to be two giant fins going for a swim in the great Loch Ness.
The picture has been under review by Official Loch Ness Monster Fan Club for about 6 months, and the buzz has neared fever pitch in the last few days as alternate explanations have been ruled out and the picture began garnering attention online.
So has Nessie finally come out of the closet and said to the world, I’m here, I’m a dinosaur, get used to it? In this reporters opinion, almost absolutely yes. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping her; the monster will soon be here. And I for one welcome our new Loch overlord. I’d like to remind Nessie that as a trusted blog personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in her underwater fish caves.
Actual photo of Loch Ness Monster contemplating eating you.
(h/t Daily Mail, Animal Planet)