Breaking: Loretta Lynch releases statement that her best pal Hillary won’t be charged

To the shock of no one, Obama’s Attorney General Loretta Lynch says that the Department of Justice will not be indicting Hillary:

Here’s her statement:

Also, water is wet, the sky is blue, and the Pope is Catholic. Well, mostly.

El Trumpo accused Hillary of “bribing” Loretta Lynch, but offered absolutely no evidence of his accusation. He also said that if he became President, the investigation would begin anew. So far, that’s the only positive I can think of in a Trump presidency…


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