BREAKING! RAPPER NELLY ARRESTED! Accused of RAPE in tour bus…

OK, I know this isn’t a rap crowd, but trust me when I tell you, this is a HUGE deal. Nelly is a big-time name in the rap game and for him to be arrested will be yuge news.

Now everyone is innocent until proven guilty in the United States, even persons of rapping gender.

I know, I know, nobody here is shocked at a rapper being arrested for rape. Just try to tone it down a little OK?

Update: Here’s his last tweet from last night:

HMMMMMMM… interesting…

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