BREAKING!! TRUMP APPOINTS SHERIFF CLARKE… [updated]

Holy frijoles, they pulled the trigger on this after a lot of speculation. I can’t believe it.

Buckle up, kiddies.

It’s about to get nasty!!!!

Just kidding, he probably won’t do anything, but still… does this mean fewer appearances on Fox News or more?!?

UPDATE:

According to Politico, he’s being appointed to a position that does NOT, I repeat, does NOT need Senate approval. So he doesn’t have to be questioned about all the crazy stuff he’s said on Fox News, or his Twitter, or how inmates mysteriously die at his jail in Milwaukee. WooohooO!!!

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