The official caption by Reuters is this: Putin, Obama disagree over Syria at tense G8 summit meeting. However, I thought you guys would like to try your hand at it as well. Let’s see who gets the most ‘likes’ on their comment:
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“If I don’t get what I WANT……………..I’m gonna sit here and pout until I DO!
The KGB and the Wannabe.
Mommy told me there’d be days like this…..
Barry: “If I tell them I slept all the way through Benghazi, I wonder if that will float?”
Putin: “Well…crap usually does”
Vladmir Putin and Barack Obama share a tense moment while awaiting the judges’ scoring of their semifinal matchup at the World Dictator Championship
BHO…Humm I smell fried chicken. When’s lunch?
“Frank Marshall Davis didn’t teach you everything, son.”
Two Dictatorial Thugs walk into a G-8 Convention one day. . . .
… who is going to be on the right side of History in this conflict , I personally do not want to support the Muslim Brotherhood so I guess Putin WINS . So much for Mao Obama ‘s legacy as he will go down in the annals of History as just a Community Organizer from Kenya and educated in the Muslim Ideology in Indonesia . That’s the TRUTH .”
Obama “hmm. how long do i have to sit here before my vacation starts?” Putin “Poor America. What the Russians would give to have their freedom and they elected this idiot who is destroying it.”
Losers having a pity party!
Barry: “Unfortunately this will be my last term in office – but cheer up – we’re trying to get Hillary in”
Putin: “Oh crap, I hate that $@#*!”
“Why can’t I go home and look at my Super Bowl ring instead?”
Is this thing on?
My sadness, dear comrade, at our disagreement on Syria, because we agree on everything else, at the fundamental level.
The Awkward Date
The Committee for High-Water Nerdy Pants meets now!
“I’M A WOMAN.” MICHELLE OBAMA COMES OUT.
AS THE NEWS HITS, OBAMA AND PUTIN WONDER: WILL THINGS EVER BE THE SAME AGAIN?
”Why do I have to sit here with this damn power crazed commie?…
I’m going back to Russia!”
Putin “dang it he’s more commie than I am”
dear leader “since I’ve got more flexibility he doesn’t like me anymore”
Obama : We should have planned this for outside , I could have called in the Marines to shield us from the sun .
Putin : That would have been a great photo to share at home , Me with a U.S Marine as my servant . Oh well , maybe next time I visit it will rain .
“The kids wrote a song about me! Wanna hear it? *MMMMM, mmmm, MMMMMM….*”
“So your Secret Service detail can no longer find you some tail, while on the road, because of the scandals? I feel your pain comrade.”
“Vladmir, I don’t think they were joking when they said the bacon wasn’t cooked enough…”
Vlad: So, what happened to that flexibility thing…?
“But I really like that Superbowl ring”.
obama: “I know this certain bathhouse in Chicago”. Putin,: ” I thought you’d never ask”!
“For the love of Mother Russia, will this идиот just go ahead and order the chicken salad like everyone else?”
Time outs for both of you!
Obama: I stole a whole election!
Putin: And all I got was a lousy Superbowl ring!
“блин, I miss the old firing squad.”
Looks as though these guys are thinking about the same thing we citizens are , how in the heck are we going to pay for obamacare and still have a nation not washed down the drain by debt and to dirty to clean in the first place, from it.s bilt in snares.
What political constipation looks like.
Barry: Uh Uh Uh Uh, wait a minute, ummmm
Putin: and Femen calls ME stupid?!
They look helpless, maybe they both are thinking about the incoming space object called ISON. They really do look helpless, very strange photo. ISON worries many people, especially after the Russian Meteor strikes, earlier this year,.2013. amazing and concerning.
“Yo, Vlad…In America, we use MOM, short for milk of magnesia…works every time. I don’t know how you say it in Russian”
“Thanks, BO…uh…that mic is turned off, right?
In Russian it’s pronounced….VODKA.
obama: Should we discuss Syria, the Middle East, America/Russia relations, or the Super Bowl ring? Yeah, I think I’ll go with the Super Bowl ring! The media will really play that up back home!
This is the church, this is the steeple, open the doors, and there are the people!
It’s ok Barry, nobody gets it right the first time.
“The thrill is gone”
The thrill is gone
The thrill is gone away
The thrill is gone baby
The thrill is gone away
You know you done me wrong baby
And you’ll be sorry someday
Credit to B.B.KIng
Odumbo and Putin stumped on playing “Rock, paper, scissors” to decide on Syria. Neither can remember the rules, but don’t follow them anyway!
O’Bomb: “I really could use a smoke!”
Putin: “Maybe if I look away long enough he will just go away.”
sofedup I wish I could “like” this twice!
okay tomorrow I wear the white shirt and you wear the blue shirt.
A disappointed father (Putin) and a throughly chastised child (Dear Leader)
Obama: “Hey, I, ah…didn’t know Michelle would er, do that…”
Putin: “At least a bath towel is too much to ask?”
to self: I’ll just sit here real still so he can use my example on how
to sit like a man and not crossed legged like a woman.
Obama to self: No matter what… remember…don’t cross the legs… don’t cross the legs… oh!… stop twisting the ankle… stop twisting the ankle… ummmm…remember… sit like a man… sit like a man…
Obama: “I’m at this stupid G8 summit when I could be out golfing with Reggie Love.”
Putin: “I’m at this stupid G8 summit when I could be out hunting bears. Naked.”
How about ‘control-alt-delete’. 🙂
Putin….this Man Love thing just didn’t do it for me.
Obama….He’s no Reggie Love.
“,,, wow, I wonder if he still respects me,,sniff, sniffle,” oCommie.
“,,,,wow, do I have to stay here much longer? For all the practice this fairy gets, what a bum*#k,,,,, and I really NEED a cigarette!” Putin.
Misery loves company!
Obama: “Just a little longer. I hope the toilet is where they told me it is.”
Putin: “Why am I sitting here with this _______ (you’ll have to come up with your own creative pronoun–I won’t use the one Pootie-Poot is thinking)?
I heard part of the speech Putin made..and the fact that Obama is supporting some very bad radicals that have a video out of the rebel leader eating the heart and liver of a Syrian soldier. I would rather have Putin as a president than Obama..At least he isn’t supporting radical Islam..Plus their is new evidence out that Obama and team might have used chemical weapons on Rebels to get support to go into Syria and support these Rebels..It’s getting really ugly and sounds a lot like Fast and Furious and a few other questionable events Obama has been involved in…
DHardy It’s like I said before, Putin is a real leader and Obama isn’t. Obama just wants social justice, power, and a weakened socialized state. We may not like Putin, but he actually leads his country and makes decisions. Obama knows how to break the law behind everyone’s backs and use the government as a weapon against us, but he doesn’t have a clue about foreign policy….other than to get behind wars that will replace dictators with radical Islamists.
“We are both terrible at our jobs…”
Obama—“you idiot” (about himself)
Putin— sigh “I really wanted Syria to ignite another cold war”
Question by moderator: Can either of you answer my question truthfully?
DanM123 it depends on what the meaning of ‘truthfully’ is, ,,, is
One of these men is a dictator and one is Vladimir Putin. You pick which is which……
One of these men is a dictator and one is a KGB agent. You pick which
Two Commie Peas In A Pod! The two most dishonest SOBs on the Earth.
That reminds me of a joke:
What’s the difference between Obama and Osama?
One’s a radical extremist who hates America, and one’s sitting at the bottom of the ocean with a bullet in his head.
Couple in fight
” I know you don’t want to talk about and neither do I.”
“No, I don’t, There’s nothing to discuss. He gave m the Super Bowl ring as a present.”
” That’s not what Robert Kraft told me and he’s no liar.”
“Well, you would know all about liars, wouldn’t you?”
“What do you mean by that? Didn’t you get the message that after the election I would have more flexibility/”
“Yes you did, but even us Russians understand that anybody that would turn on his own country and play those untruthful games you do, well he’s the last person we would trust. You have no currency with us. You have no respect from us. You are in no position of importance to us considering how you have trashed your office.”
” Please give me back the ring Mr. Putin. Kraft is a big shot in a very blue state and I really don’t want to lose their votes. How about I trade you the ring for a Supreme court justice of your choice next go around?”
” Let me think about it, that might work. Hey, this conversation isn’t being recorded is it?”
Obama: better hide my muslim ring before putin steals it
Putin: i dont want that ugly f#%&kn thing
JozeJimenez OMG, ROFLMAO!! I’ve laughed at several of them here, but I can’t stop laughing at this. This one’s great.
I wish the teleprompter would get here so we can get started.
Chimp and Chump
“He’s just not that into you, Barack. You’ll have to dance a little more if you want to get this guy’s attention.”
Libertyship46 Obama looks completely lost.
Spying? What spying…….I’m here for the ring.
I know I said I’d have more flexibility in my 2nd term but damn Vlad, the Russian pretzel maneuver?
“Yepp!” “Did you know they took Superman”s red underwear away?”
This nation leading stuff really sucks
One of them looks passive, and its easy to tell who was the dominant one
So close. And yet so far.
Ubama: ‘Hmmmmm! Maybe Ronald Reagan was underestimated after all.’
“Nyett! You big-eared BOzo! I’m not a racist! But just because I’m getting a divorce doesn’t mean I’m interested in trying…new things…in my country we put homos in prison! I don’t care if your feelings are hurt either…
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, you play any golf Vlad?
“Gee Vlad, I’m sorry your favorite Hooker had to run off to a ‘Gulag’ in Siberia but I’ll get you a new one and throw in discs of all my speeches, if you give the Super Bowl ring back”.
“Guys, can we get a comment on the SC’s ruling that a suspect’s silence during informal police questioning can be used as evidence of guilt unless the suspect invokes his 5th amendment right?”
Yeah they both look guilty to me. http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/2013/0617/Supreme-Court-For-right-to-remain-silent-a-suspect-must-speak
SheerPolitics You can’t be serious! This is an awful decision! Everyone knows not to say anything to police if you get arrested and to wait for your lawyer. Even people that have never committed a crime and have never been arrested. The reason you keep silent is because they police many times try to coerce you into saying something that isn’t true. A lot of interrogators are crooked as he** and don’t obey the law. They push people into confessions by threatening them or whatever other tactics they have up their sleeves.
SheerPolitics Additionally, “anything you say can and will be used against you”, so even if you’re innocent it is wise to wait for your lawyer. If you get confused with the interrogation you could be cooking your own goose by not being consistent and it will be used against you.
Capon versus fighting cock.
This job is hard.
Hmmm, can this cracker actually be badder than me?
That lip sucking thing, that’s a “tell” in the culture and body language books. Anybody know what mental state it represents? In a human?
WordsFailMe I’m not sure. Maybe one of “I’m not getting anywhere”?
Oh, never mind. You said human. Obama is a monkey.
To any liberal who accuses me of being racist….bug off. I’m talking about his ears, not his race.
They are friends.. What did Obama say that he was going to give Putin more (a lot more) once he gets elected? Putin know he holds the real power. Obama is trying to be liked, but he knows he is just dog doodoo on Putin’s shoes–still trying, but he’s simply a lapdog for the bigger Marxist.
ChrisDias Putin is a real leader, Obama isn’t. Obama thinks he can get the world to kiss his feet by offering a bunch of freebies with nothing in return.
Obama: I will tear down our missile defense systems after I get elected.
Putin: What do you want in return?
Obama: Nothing, we have too much leverage over you and I want to remove it.
Obama (thinking to himself): I just made a best friend that will follow my lead.
Putin (thinking to himself): This guy is a real idiot. How did he ever get elected?
Obama’s mind: “I could really go for one of those GSA parties, they’re more fun than the IRS parties”
Putin’ mind: “So that’s how they found out I stole a Super Bowl ring”
Obama thinking……”I can’t believe Putin actually wants me to work. I wonder if Martha’s Vineyard is available this weekend.”
Putin thinking……”I can’t believe they expect me to waste my afternoon with this putz”.
0: I wanna go home. Where’s my blanky?
Putin: I haven’t been this bored since Gorby’s last dinner party.
pondering the same thought….”Communism fails”
Obama looks like the kid who is about to get his ass kicked after school.
Obama: This guy just fails recognize my greatness!————–This guy just fails to recognize my greatness!: Putin
“I knew I would have a good reason to keep that Super Bowl rIng.”
No_BlahBlah P: “Could I see your wedding ring?”
“The Only thing I asked you to do was to Destroy the Constitution and the Rule of Law while converting All government agencies and departments into communist organs,
and you can’t even finish that.”
“Have you EVER finished any task in your life?”
Obama: I wonder if he would forgive me if I kissed him on the mouth.
Putin: I told this guy to shine my shoes, what is he waiting for?
And in entertainment news, Barack Obama and Vlad Putin were the runner ups in the Win A Date With Assad contest. A triumphant Tayyip Erdogan leapt off the stage with Assad leaving the two world leaders bewildered and distraught.
I lied, my hands are tied!
Reminds me of Stalin and Hitler – two leftist thugs competing with each other.
“Lets have a moment of silence in honor of the 90,000 dead Syrians”
Lip sucking is an indication of oral fixation and is a substitute for thumb sucking which is a substitute for….. And you can’t see it but Obama’s chair is wet.
Like Chinese Emperor Pu Yi , as portrayed in the wean-scene of the movie, “The Last Emperor” Obama looks like he is about to utter the famous words, “I want my butterfly…..Valerie!”
Is there a man more cowardly, inept, out of his element and detestable than this?
WordsFailMe Maybe he’s thinking of Larry
O: “mmmm, ice cream”
P: “Can I go home now?”
O: Oh s***! Where is my teleprompter?! How am I supposed to know what to say without my teleprompter?!
P: Stupid Americans! I am reduced to a photo op with a community organizer. There is but one thing to do to salvage this moment… I shall remove my shirt.
Obama’s wondering, How in the world can I blame this one on Bush?
Obama and Putin unite in prayer for a Syrian miracle after realizing that both of their competing strategies are a day late and a dollar short!
Obama……. sure wish i was having ice cream in Hawaii
Putin……….sure wish this guy was having ice cream in Hawaii