Caption this photo of Obama at Martha’s Vineyard

Obama began his vacation at Martha’s Vineyard with a round of golf. It should prove to be a great photo to caption. Click to see it larger if needed:

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  • CalCoolidge

    I think all my supporters should have a parade and march just like this.

  • PressWatchusa

    The ANTI-PUTIN photo
    (lots of a$$ for him to kick)

  • PressWatchusa

    CalCoolidge 
    I like yours better than mine!

  • Readhed

    I call this yoga pose “One-Legged Jackass”.

  • marketcomp

    Food stamp use the highest ever since the Great Depression; 770% of all part-time jobs created this year; unemployment 7.6% and 14.3% for Black Americans; Benghazi, still no justice and IRS targeting the Tea Party; and 0.7% economic growth.

  • TexasPGRRider

    “Kiss  THIS, T Baggers ! ! ! !”

  • Watchman74

    “Joe, do these shorts make my butt look big?”

  • soylentgreen13

    What do you mean it doesn’t count?  I’ll just give myself a missed putt waiver!

  • GeorgeSimons

    Yeah, I can urge it in the hole.

  • mike3e4r7

    Ding Ding Ding, the Winner!!

  • What about 4 dead Americans? What difference does it make?! Look at that shot I just made!

  • Judges718

    Twenty bucks says I sink this one in one putt.  What’s that…you only have an EBT card.  Can I buy Wagyu Beef with an EBT?  Yes…I can…then you’re on.

  • mike3e4r7

    I’m still laughing!

  • lambfound

    Unable to find his baton, first majorette uses a golf club to lead the high school band.

  • JoelDick

    Marching Toward Progress

  • Freempg

    I’m ready for Reggie’s wood.

  • 3d81

    and this is what I do after I eat all that Broccoli….Michelle? Kids?

  • Bbumh

    OOOOOOOEEEEEE!!!!! I gave myself a WEDGIEEEEE!!!!

  • Michael_Friesen

    I enjoy being King.

  • Theresaaa

    “… and with this foot I’ll crush small businesses, then with my other foot I’ll stomp on free speech , then I’ll use my club to beat down Lady Liberty . Anyone who doesn’t like it can kiss my bony half white a** !” 
    Did I capture his arrogance ?

  • TexasPGRRider

    I`m  NOT tryin` to be funny, just realistic…B.O.= mzbro commie FRAUD….

  • strangernfiction

    The Sox on the golf shoes reminds me of this gem:
    http://impeachbarack.com/2012/06/26/obama-calls-comiskey-park-cominskey-field-again/
    One of the greatest frauds the world has ever known.

  • joscefi

    ‘ Oops, I just dropped my typical white ball…’

  • hodgedon

    “Oh Reggie Love, my Reggie Love…”

  • BrianSatchfield

    OK, I win. Now show me where that dang Amity Island is…I can’t find it anywhere around here.

  • TexasPGRRider

    AmericanborninCanada  Putin`s makin` a trip to Cairo to show support for Egypt`s stand against mzbrohood and radical islam.

  • SheerPolitics

    I’m getting ready for the next IRS employee line dance…

  • TexasPGRRider  We seem now to be at a place where we can guarantee that whatever Russia does seems right, dear leader will do the opposite.
    I still gotta wonder though if all of Putin’s anti dear leader behavior is for real… ever since that “more flexibility” hot mic, I really gotta wonder what all they were talking about.

  • NorthernBear

    “Yo…Reggie sweety…ya notice I shaved my legs for you? I know you like’em when they’re silky smooth woo woo”

  • LouisLaGuardiaIII

    Is it just me or is does the president come off a little too feminine in that stance?

  • NorthernBear

    LouisLaGuardiaIII I swear that as$ looks ljust like Mooches has been photo-shopped into that pic…..

  • stalley316

    Golf clubs …. $1500
    Chicago White Sox Golf shoes …. $250
    Designer Shirt …. $200
    Designer Shorts …. $150
    Sun glasses …. $500
    3rd Vacation this month …… ANOTHER ….$100,000,000
    The american taxpaying suckers paying for all this ….. Priceless.

  • SilentTexan

    Okay, so according to the “Golf lessons for dummies”, the distance from the ball is “5 & 1/4” shoe  length  to the hole. Now, I just have to hit the club from this stance and then….BINGO! “6 over par!”
    Hey, Michelle I’m getting good at this! 😛

  • tommysheets

    What a terribly lazy black man! Get back to work!

  • TexasPGRRider

    AmericanborninCanada  If my sources are right, Putin is a Christian, maybe Russian Orthodox Catholic.

  • RobCombsSr

    Winner, Winner Chicken Dinner!

  • kong1967

    (1) “Is that the helicopter I hear bringing my dog?”
    (2) “Whoa!  Is that a camera?”
    (3) Pffffffffffffffffttttt…..”Ah, that felt good”.

  • kong1967

    stalley316  $100 million?

  • kong1967

    NorthernBear  Lol, I wouldn’t know.  I don’t look because I like holding down my dinner.

  • kong1967

    TexasPGRRider AmericanborninCanada I’m finding myself on Putin’s side in Syria as well.  He at least protected the Christians.

  • kong1967

    GeorgeSimons  ….or fart it in.

  • ImaThinkn

    That puny little wimp couldn’t knock down a swig of coffee.

  • bigbossogg

    Wanted: Drum Major With Moves Like These. Our Parade Needs You!

  • bigbossogg

    LouisLaGuardiaIII Nope, he’s gone real femme there, he can finally come out from behind Gigantor’s ‘beard’.

  • bigbossogg

    BrianSatchfield I think you mean Fire Island..?

  • bigbossogg

    This reminds me of that Monty Python skit, with the Brit soldiers marching in close order drill…

  • gmartins5000

    Where do we “click” to make it go away?

  • JimJames1

    Pictured: Obama announces his plans to introduce the “goose step” to the American military.

  • SCarolina

    “I support Anthony’s Weiner”

  • LiveFreeAZ

    This is the best way I can show my support for them 19 white crackers killed in Arizona.

  • JohnQueue

    “BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!”

  • ryanomaniac

    “This is my position on homosexuality. Literally. I’m Barack Obama and I approve this position.”

  • TRMirCat

    Swag your money YOLO

  • DHardy

    To bad there are no drones in the area

  • NYGino

    ….and this is how I look when I put my foot on the Resolute desk in the oval office as I tie my shoes in the morning.

  • NYGino

    Anybody got any compression stockings?

  • ocberry

    “I told you the Rockets were still an option”

  • Rshill7

    I am indeed the champion of the poor, and the defender of the defenseless. You are the last thing I think about before I go to bed, and the first thing I think about when I get up. After those brief daily episodes I’m either spending your money, taking your money, or making it as difficult as possible for you to make any money. All while living in the very lap of luxury myself. I just love me.
    Say hello to my little friend, Oblivion. Then say hello to his little friend, bankruptcy. Then say goodbye to the arch enemy of both, freedom.

  • Rshill7

    This was written by a friend of mine:
    “Does anyone else feel a little sick inside when the President of the United States says he’s Travon Martin? Then realize that he is telling the truth. That he is indeed mugging us all, casing the country for more places to rob and if you look to hard at what he is doing has you attacked and head beaten in?”

  • BetseyRoss

    There are no words.  The only one I can think of is ‘dork’.

  • annie65

    Is that Steve Urkell ????????

  • Restless

    Come let’s mix where Rockefellers walk with sticks or umbrellas in their mitts…
     
    Puttin’ on the Ritz

  • JungleCogs

    Kenyan Scarecrow.

  • HCTUB

    It an’t no thing it a chicken wing . OH Pinocchio your so funny .

  • Army_Pilot1967

    A Kenyan military parade…………

  • Restless

    Ready girls?  Let’s dance!

  • Rshill7

    Was that well-done or what? If the proverbial nail-head could speak, it would be saying, OUCH!

  • badbadlibs

    “Hey Val, is this where you want the necks of Americans”?

  • mder4thegov

    “I told you to pull my finger.”

  • SierraBear

    Seventy-six throbbing boners in a big parade…

  • coachpan

    The fag should know that white socks are out and black are in.

  • Desjardins

    You guessed it, never had a real job in my life!  Suckers!

  • Orangeone

    LiveFreeAZ Link please so we can spread the news.

  • Orangeone

    JimJames1 To the Obama youth.

  • stalley316

    That’s what he spent on his vacation to Africa last week.

  • lawngreen

    I don’t have a caption for the photo, but I have a suggestion for obama – where he can put that golf club. He doesn’t deserve anything good.

    Get out of our nation, you marxist / muslim hybrid.
    And that is entirely a political reference.

  • 335blues

    “How do you like my goose step?”

  • DINOright

    I like the tweet iowahawkblogsent out: “One! Thingular thenthation, every little thtep he takes” with the hashtag #jazzhandseverybody.  Heh.  
    Mine is “Oooooooohhhh…..can’t be too happy about THAT one, Jim!”  😉

  • I get a kick out of screwing America everyday!

  • pemullen

    The Obama goose step

  • poorhardworker

    OFF TOPIC but I just wanted all to know that our borders are now being overwhelmed and our tax dollars are going to hotels to house ILLEGALS while they seek AMNESTY based on fear of cartels! 
     http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/08/12/surge-mexican-illegal-immigrants-claiming-asylum-overwhelms-border-officials/

  • poorhardworker

    pemullen I believe he is showing how he want US to goose step as we parade by paying homage to him!!

  • Conservative_Hippie

    If I fart hard and long enough maybe the ball will actually go in the hole this time!

  • Conservative_Hippie

    Those racist golf ball makers, why can’t they make a ball a different color than white!?

  • Conservative_Hippie

    Is that a real golf-ball or am I a real goof-ball?

  • joyfulgiver

    Not a title just a question…does he shave his legs?

  • Conservative_Hippie

    I wish Ping would make a putter that actually obeyed my orders!

  • Conservative_Hippie

    joyfulgiver LOL!

  • Conservative_Hippie

    And now for my next trick, I will launch this golf club doohickey in the air and catch it…..oops…look out Joe!

  • pemullen

    poorhardworker pemullen No doubt!  That’s precisely what I meant.

  • Did I shart through?

  • Conservative_Hippie

    Pay attention secret service members, this how I want you to walk from now on!

  • kong1967 TexasPGRRider AmericanborninCanada I can’t stand Assad, but yeah, I’ve been against the rebels the whole time. I side with Putin on this as well. Never thought I’d ever see the day.

  • Conservative_Hippie

    And the nerd jock wannabe goes to…

  • Conservative_Hippie

    😉

  • njmom

    Obama poses like a girl. A man’s man would NEVER take that stance; he’d want a pic of himself in mid swing.

  • Conservative_Hippie

    annie65 LOL!

  • njmom

    Conservative_Hippie Oh why, you’re on such a roll??!!!!!

  • njmom

    pemullen And he will end up the same place as Adolph.

  • Conservative_Hippie

    Rshill7 And the proverbial hammer would be saying, Booyah!

  • kong1967

    stalley316  Yes, I know, I got the joke.  I was just being sarcastic because the Martha’s Vineyard trip isn’t going to cost anywhere near that (but it still costs an arm and a leg). The trip to Africa was a “business” trip (cough cough).
    He’s gone on enough vacations and spent more money on them than probably all the previous Presidents combined.

  • Conservative_Hippie

    Orangeone LiveFreeAZ I think LiveFreeAZ was referring ot the 19 firefighters that died.  And indeed none of them were Black.

  • Conservative_Hippie

    Orangeone JimJames1 I’d laugh it I didn’t think it could happen!

  • Conservative_Hippie

    ImaThinkn yep!

  • Conservative_Hippie

    joscefi LOL!

  • Conservative_Hippie

    3d81 bahahahahaha!

  • Conservative_Hippie

    AmericanborninCanada TexasPGRRider Yeah, ya gotta wonder if the “hot mic agreement” has been finalized?  I’m sure the American Press is on it, NOT!

  • kong1967

    AmericanborninCanada  Lol, I just caught my typo.  Redo here…..
    I’m finding myself on Putin’s side in Syria as well.  He (Assad) at least protected the Christians.

  • NYGino

    ” Hey Putin, see how flexible I can be now?”

  • Conservative_Hippie

    njmom Conservative_Hippie There’s so many things that come to mind, lol!

  • Conservative_Hippie

    NYGino Nice!

  • NYGino

    Obama Gives America the Shaft In Style

  • Army_Pilot1967

    A dofus cheer leader!

  • Army_Pilot1967   Looks more like a Drum Major

  • NYGino

    bigbossogg   You nailed it good bigbossogg !!

  • Army_Pilot1967

    americalsgt Army_Pilot1967 Ya know, that’s what I meant to write, but I was talking to my daughter on my cell phone….obviously my brain and my mouth can’t work together simultaneously…..LOL

  • SigEliteDark

    americalsgt Army_Pilot1967 His putter is like that baton he used to twirl at Hahvahd

  • Orangeone

    Conservative_Hippie Orangeone LiveFreeAZ Got it thanks.  I did see and tweeted the link on the denial of federal funds 🙁

  • Orangeone

    Conservative_Hippie Orangeone JimJames1 I think it is already happening.

  • CarolMcIntyre

    You must be able to step THIS high to wade through the crap my presidency has left you….

  • crosshr

    Conservative_Hippie  
    he left that ball at bath house in Chicago, ball no good, first girl ordered ,heh

  • crosshr

    poorhardworker  
    hippies and gypsies plan materializes, no more US of A in AAA form. so level the whole field to 3rd world  condition. 
    This has to be stopped !

  • Conservative_Hippie

    crosshr Conservative_Hippie  two words,  Reggie Love

  • Conservative_Hippie

    Orangeone Conservative_Hippie JimJames1 Mmmmm Mmmmmm Mmmmmm.  Yeah I know!

  • K-Bob

    Catption: “I just found out that Massengil wants me to be their paid spokesman!”

  • Pancake3

    Ve vill destroy you!  John Cleese doing the goose step in Fawlty Towers a few years ago.

  • ClareWA

    The republicans said I don’t have a leg to stand on. Look. They’re wrong.

  • DebbyX

    I better hot foot it outta here, I see Michele coming!

  • DebbyX

    coachpan ………….you must be a racist 😉
    Maybe he should wear one black and one white to show that he really is all inclusive.
    He is not partial to any particular race of socks!

  • DebbyX

    annie65 NO, but if he had a son…………………………..

  • DebbyX

    Nice outfit we all bought for him.
    Keep pulling that wagon folks!

  • Orangeone

    That darn cutie Caroline Cruz stomps her feet and says “politics, politics, politics” better than I do.

  • Orangeone

    DebbyX I’m late for my date with Reggie!

  • Orangeone

    njmom And such an insult to girls he is.

  • Orangeone

    Conservative_Hippie I agree with njmom you are on a roll, keep going!  I posted a cutie above.

  • Orangeone

    crosshr poorhardworker The Mexicans are spewing that the US belongs to them. Put the military at the border with authorization to shoot.

  • Orangeone

    lawngreen Go to the rodeo thread :}

  • lawngreen

    Orangeone lawngreen Ah done did, a few minutes ago.

  • Orangeone

    lawngreen Orangeone YOur post above was such a good one for that thread too :}

  • Mack10

    How many million for this vacation?  And the stupid dog had to be transported in a separate plane?  WTF??  What a waste of OUR taxpayer money!!  He’s a waste!!!

  • coachpan

    DebbyX coachpan  Dear DebbyX does Dallas; I am not racist, I wear black socks and you are a socialist moron. I care about my country.

  • Orangeone

    If you’d like more giggles, check out James Woods on Twitter.  Spit alert, please move your beverages before you look at his Twitter pix. http://twitchy.com/2013/08/11/perfect-james-woods-skewers-obamas-economy-with-brutally-hilarious-pic/

  • Orangeone

    Army_Pilot1967 americalsgt Your daughter let you get a word in???? sorry just had to do that….

  • Orangeone

    joyfulgiver After the Massingill commercials (see K-Bob’s post) Heat Neet is next up!

  • crosshr

    Attencion !
    Late announcement for the drags sun-down parade after marther vineyard vacation at the hill, attention all drag out there here at scoop,(lol, ok, no drag here) practice, practice, infront of your mirror after observing potus in this leg high lifting manuver, practice  the move exactly the highstep-in-chief performs until you master it. You don’t have to carry a golf club this time, neither a “pipe”

    Please, all are required to follow through, pay attention to potus leg movement, unless you take a class at Hayard as he did, I quess you ‘ll be fine
    Thank you all

  • lawngreen

    Orangeone lawngreen Thanks.

  • DebbyX

    coachpan  DebbyX If you couldn’t tell, that was suppose to be a joke.  (see the wink and the smile at the end)

    Boy, you get nasty really fast coach.
    Personal attack and name calling, all in one comment.
    Good job.

  • joscefi

    “Well, either you’re closing your eyesTo a situation you do now wish to acknowledge
    Or you are not aware of the caliber of disaster indicated
    By the presence of a pool table in your community.
    Ya got trouble, my friend, right here, 
    I say, trouble right here in River City. …”