BEWARE! There’s a rising threat in America that can engulf your children, slap your momma, and destroy your life!! It’s performances of “white mascunility”!!! Don’t we have enough to worry about?!
From MSNBC:
Dr. Jonathan Metzl has successfully erased all trace of masculinity in himself, and he promises that he can do the same for you!! Just vote for Obama, be ashamed of Western Civilization and America, and put on a glistening fresh coat of white shame every morning and you’ll be just as effete as he is! Money back guarantee!!