Charlie Sheen launched himself into the spotlight again by announcing that he’s a “Constitutional Republican,” and that he wants to run for president.
Watch below:
It looks like President Sheen’s first act as president is to pardon Brian Williams, because he excoriated the “cowards” at NBC for punishing him in this very well-written and thought out missive:
Dear Mr. Williams,
Sorry to bother you during this most surreal, unjust
and mercurial moment in
your awesome life.First off,
THANK YOU,
for 24 years of inimitable
professionalism and top
shelf brilliance,
as a stone cold
passion driven and
(PERFECTLY) fact based journalist.Secondly,
Thank you “squared”
for delivering not only the news on a nightly basis,
(PERFECTLY)
to myself and my family.
But for every other person alive,
(with a TV)
who relied
and still do,
on your poetic, insightful
and NOBLE sacrifices,
that made our longest nights
shorter,
and our shortest nights
safer.
You good sir,
are a hero in my
“Entire Library”Lastly;
you are clearly the victim of
a transparent and vile
witch hunt!
Erroneously
“staged” by hooligans,
non coms, cowards and
oligarchs,
who’s only
desperate and
hideous goal is to discredit
the genius that they relied
on for almost 3 decades!Now and forever you
are a true Patriot and a Hero
of mine
until the day i leave this
star crossed imperfect
Rock we call Earth…Mr W:
respect
love
hi 5’s
and refuge!
(if you need it!)
I remain humbly
and on
dangerous standby
at your service….I am;
the MaSheen….
As a Constitutional conservative, I hope the MaSheen crawls back into obscurity with his porn star wife.