CNN Speculates About Speculation Regarding Their Speculating. SPECUTACULAR!!!

Look, I don’t want to hypothesize, but I’d theorize that CNN is only guessing about whether or not their conjecture amounts to wild speculation. That’s what I’d surmise anyway.

In any case, we all know what happened to the Malaysian airliner. MSNBC has it all worked out.

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  • MadMadJack

    Dammit the Butler did it!

  • MadMadJack

    On another note when and where will this jet plane commit its suicde mission, next month, next year? London, the Eiffel Tower, Madrid, Philadelphia?

    It has been almost 13 years since 9/11. Is the number 13 significant to muslims?

    • badbadlibs

      All I know for sure, is that death is significant to the muzzies. They deal in it.

    • Dr. Strangelove

      That’s my theory. See my comment above.

  • odin147

    News people are worse than lawyers and actors, what a collection of scum.

  • timerunnersc

    Hey Scoop who controls the spectralizer?

  • Mike H1776

    heres something to speculate on missing nukes + missing plane = ?
    Just a thought that popped into my head probably means nothing but more speculation. lol

  • Sandra123456

    Let’s just keep blabbing about some thing we know nothing about. Sure beats discussing O-care, Benghazi, the IRS scandal, the rotten economy, etc., etc.

    Next, more speculation about Amelia Earhart, and the Bermuda Triangle.

    • badbadlibs

      You’re on to them, Sandra! You’ve got that right.

    • tinlizzieowner

      They have to report about something (meaningless). The trial of that South African Jock Jerk who bumped off his ‘hot’ girlfriend, adjourned for the weekend.

  • Dang Caleb, your reckoning is spot on. You ought to get a Pulitzer for this presumption.

    • warpmine

      It’s mathematically possible with a positive but definite maybe.

  • tinlizzieowner

    This airplane story has about as much ‘context’ as Seinfeld. :-/

  • tinlizzieowner

    Oh boy, 2 hours of Judge Jeanine talking about nothing. Oh well, I guess it’s better than one hour of Geraldo opening Al Capone’s safe, right? 😉 😉

    • notsofastthere

      I missed her opening statement tonight. Was it about speculation??

      • tinlizzieowner

        There was no opening monologue. She went straight into all this intellectual ‘masturbation’, by all these ‘talking heads’ who don’t know a damn thing more than you or I do.

  • Judges718

    Why isn’t CNN speculating about speculation that the White House ordered the IRSS to intimidate and tyrannize Conservative and Religious groups prior to the the 2012 Presidential election? A tyranny that continues to this day.

    Why isn’t CNN speculating about speculation that the American deaths on 9/11/2013 in Bengazi were the result of a botched illegal gun running operation, fecklessly oversaw by a cold-blooded Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and President Barack Obama?

    …I could go on…

    • tinlizzieowner

      This story is ‘safe’. it doesn’t involve Barry, Hillary, or any other Democratic ‘crook’. All of the ‘media’ (including Fox) can babble on about this for days.

      • Judges718


        They get to pretend to be journalists for while.

  • warpmine

    Speculation of a wanted terrorist on board.
    Obama had a drone intercept and shoot it down.

  • CitizenVetUSA

    CNN is amateur hour and each new young expert gets the ‘gong’. For you young people ‘Amateur Hour was a TV talent show’.

  • KenInMontana

    Here you go kids, but remember to don your tin foil beanies;

  • johnfromjersey

    Have no fear folks, the “Central Scrutinizer” is on the case>

    • Dr. Strangelove

      Another Zappa fan! We seem to have more than a few here for some reason. The average IQ level, no doubt.

  • Nukeman60

    Here’s the hot skinny on anything reported by the LameStream Media:

    They wake up in the morning and wait for their ‘talking points’ memo from the White House. Whatever it tells them they are allowed to say, whatever words are passed along as acceptable, they then all together spew forth and are therefore all on the same page.

    Of course that is all just speculation. I haven’t got my morning ‘talking points’ memo for a long time now. I’m still waiting for it in my e-mail.

  • PatriotInk

    “Dumbed down” is no respecter of “professions”..

  • Dr. Strangelove

    Here’s my theory: It was hijacked by terrorists who have a nuke. They are going to shoot down another airliner over the ocean out of radar contact and program the transceiver to copy that of the shot down plane then detonate the device over DC while congress is in session. Actually it’s a happy ending if Cruz, Gowdy and a couple others stay home that day.

  • Conservator1

    Has Fox News not done the same? There’s just as much coverage and speculation by anchors who lack aviation knowledge to even ask pertinent questions.

    This event demonstrates the weakness in 24/7 cable news. They need stories to fill the airtime and the missing airliner is one that’s also sensational. Thus, a major story with worldwide impact such as Russia’s invasion of Ukraine receives far less cable coverage that it should because it lacks the sensationalism that drive ratings for cable outlets.

    Yet in the end, we are the problem. Who cares about Ukraine compared to the missing airliner? Certainly not the majority of Americans who are low informational voters who gladly watch a bunch of air heads speculate while ignoring political news – especially when it comes from abroad.

    At church today, how many people in attendance will know anything about the genocide in Nigeria of Christians that the Scoop covered? But I bet they all have a theory about the missing jet.

    • notsofastthere

      So true. It was the same with OJ trial and endless reporting on Anne Nicole Smith. The Kermit Gosnel abortion case – very little reporting. We get national news on foreign affairs if there is a mass murder, a bridge collapse, a tsunami, or a misbehaved mayor in Canada.

  • Robalou01

    As usual CNN has a thumb up their …

  • Taurnil Oronar

    If it turns out to be terrorism then I blame Obama. Isn’t that what he has been pushing since “he killed” Bin Laden and declared terrorism a thing of the past?

  • Johann Streit

    Speculations up, ratings down faster than the jetliner.

  • Cpt. States

    While those who understand freedom recognize that democratic methods tend to be aligned with liberty, those obsessed with their own selfish interests realize that democratic methods are susceptible to hijacking.