Breaking News!! Two guys no one has heard of will be competing for the White House against a cranky old cankled commie that we’ve known for literally decades, and a infantile dim-witted Fanta-faced fool with totalitarian tendencies!!
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Wow this election cycle blows!!
So the Libertarian ticket is two former Republican-governors-turned-Libertarians: Gary Johnson and William Weld
— Hunter Schwarz (@hunterschwarz) May 29, 2016
The Libertarian ticket will officially be former NM Governor Gary Johnson and former MA Governor Bill Weld
— Ben Jacobs (@Bencjacobs) May 29, 2016
In 1996, Gary Johnson and Bill Weld were moderate Republican governors. Twenty years later, they’re now the Libertarian presidential ticket.
— Nu Wexler (@wexler) May 29, 2016
And it's Johnson/Weld! #LegalizeFreedom #LibertarianConvention pic.twitter.com/oJuwGUk7uB
— Gary For President (@GJForPresident) May 29, 2016
So. We goin’ libertarian or are we gonna gouge our eyeballs out? I could go either way.