Glenn Beck is leaving New York?

Update: I’ve been informed that this is satire. I really thought he was serious, but apparently I am wrong. So you decide.

Apparently New York is getting too expensive for Beck. He’s currently taking bids from states that want his business:

So I wonder when Jon Stewart is going to wish Beck a fond farewell?

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