I have long been an admirer of Jesse Watters and his endless fount of wisdom and boundless mental excretions in defense of our honorable President, Donald J. Trump.
But he really outdid himself on the Hannity show tonight when he explained why there could not possibly be a “pee tape” as the nefarious Trump dossier claimed.
Witness the brilliance below:
“You know it’s not true, if someone pees on the bed, where you going to sleep?”
– Jesse Watters, talking about the pee tape on Hannity pic.twitter.com/i5t4DsRssF
— Ryan J. Reilly 🦅 (@ryanjreilly) February 2, 2018
Incredible. How can anyone escape such incredible logic?
"This is the only show that I've ever been able to talk about the pee tape on, so that makes me really happy." — @JessicaTarlov on Hannity pic.twitter.com/4yD19bgtZE
— Ryan J. Reilly 🦅 (@ryanjreilly) February 2, 2018
Well that’s it. Put a nail in the pee-soaked coffin of that lib narrative, thanks to the incredible wit and intellectual fortitude of one Jesse Waters. I salute you sir!!
“the pee tape can’t be real because where would you sleep” is the best take of 2018 and no one should waste time trying to top it
— Women For Kilgore Trout (@KT_So_It_Goes) February 2, 2018
Conservatism, 1953: God and Man at Yale
— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) February 2, 2018
Conservatism, 2018: The pee tape can't exist because where would you sleep
https://twitter.com/notwokieleaks/status/959263322070831104“The Pee Tape can’t be real because big boys go in the potty, not in their bed. And Trump is a big boy!”
— Sonny Bunch (@SonnyBunch) February 2, 2018
I am still dying it never ever ever ever occurred to me anyone would attempt to examine the pee tape prospects from a perspective of getting a good night’s sleep
— Women For Kilgore Trout (@KT_So_It_Goes) February 2, 2018
Pee tape can’t be real, cause where you gunna sleep? pic.twitter.com/AgB2rQGYPb
— Emily C. Singer (@CahnEmily) February 2, 2018