Joe Biden tells the ladies that they don’t need 30 bullets and an AR-15 to protect themselves. Just buy a shotgun and when you hear some noise outside, go fire it in the air twice and you’ll be safe:

So here’s a quick story. Three guys bust into your house with 9mm pistols. You grab your single barrel shotgun and four shells. You kill one but then have to reload.

The end.




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Patti Bostick
Patti Bostick

Uncle Joe also forgot to mention, we keep arms in case the government forgets their role in society.

OneThinDime
OneThinDime

From the FBI, a violent crime in the US occurs every 26.2 seconds; murder every 36 minutes, forcible rape (yup it's their term which excludes date rape) every 6.3 minutes, aggravated assault every 42 seconds.

From the FBI, property crimes in the US occur every 3.5 seconds, burglary every 14.4 seconds, larceny every 5.1 seconds, motor vehicle theft every 44.1 seconds.

http://www.fbi.gov/about-us/cjis/ucr/crime-in-the-u.s/2011/crime-in-the-u.s.-2011/offenses-known-to-law-enforcement/standard-links/national-data

Sober_Thinking
Sober_Thinking

Biden should just stop talking. He's a disgrace. Sorry, and a complete moron.

ajs3176
ajs3176

Sure you do. What if you are confronted by a mob that is angry about a video or something?

VirusX
VirusX

Maybe Biden's wife will be willing to demonstrate, instead of trying to force our family and friends to do so.

mikeinidaho
mikeinidaho

Come to my house "Plugs" and we'll see how my wife reacts. She'll fire allright, but it won't be in the air, I guarantee it!

bongobear
bongobear

Hopefully, if she takes her husband's advice, Mrs. Biden won't injure any of the secret service agents who protect her 24/7.

c4pfan
c4pfan

People keep saying he's 'funny', but I don't think he's funny. I think he's an idiot and until the GOP starts speaking out about this idot, he'll keep getting away with the bs.

celestiallady
celestiallady

Justice would prevail if these idiots were faced with being raped themselves. then we would see who is screaming for a gun. These are not men. Real men protect women and empower them.

sqdog99
sqdog99

I guess Biden hasn't been keeping up with the liberal illuminate.....he should just tell his wife to piss herself or puke down the front of her blouse if she feels in danger.....thinking of her last sexual encounter with joe should make regurging that much easier.

sqdog99
sqdog99

Biden is a smacked a$$...... For one thing if your going to use a shotgun for home defense the only thing worse than a double barrel is a single shot....get a pump or autoloader that holds 7 or 8 shells.

However if you want to defend the country against freedom hating gun grabbing tyrants like Biden and his boss get an AR-15 or other comparable short barreled semi-automatic rifle and learn how to use it.

bjohnson55
bjohnson55

Great advice from a pampered white man who has lived and worked in the make believe La La land called Washington DC his entire life who is surrounded by security with fully automatic M16's with 30 round magazines. How about you insisting your security detail and Obama's security detail carry nothing but shot guns there Mr. Biden? If I were a lady I would just say "You first buddy". Never going to happen is it? Shot guns are for THEM, not for US huh Mr. Biden? Class warfare much? What a white, pampered, limousine Liberal you are.

Rshill7
Rshill7

Have you heard about the new targets DHS is using? Infowars originally came out with this, which has now been verified, so I'll go ahead and post it from those Chicks on the Right.

http://chicksontheright.com/posts/item/23845-pregnant-women-and-little-boys-as-shooting-targets-ah-yes-leave-it-to-dhs

Do any of those "targets" look like your kids, yourself, or your wife? Gotta desensitize all those Gooberrmint gunmen huh?

clevonlittle
clevonlittle

thanks for the link........... If I had a grandson he'd look like the little boy , or meet the Jihadists .

notsofastthere
notsofastthere

I'm sure picture targets of domestic Muslim terrorists, or Chicago gangbangers are being printed right now. What? OH, I get it, that would be bigotry.

OneThinDime
OneThinDime

There were some muslim ones at a range but the muslims starting yelling racism and now they are gone.

maynardb50
maynardb50

Well, I have a couple of shotguns. They can serve a purpose. I also have 4 rifles, 3 pistols, and I think the Government wants me to get rid of all I legally own. It ain't gonna happen without a lot of trouble coming down on them.

Roger Sellers
Roger Sellers

The Libs still don't get it. Man, Woman, Child, we all "need" the most firepower we can get our hands on....not necessarilly to protect ourselves personally, but to protect ourselves as a Nation from goons like what we see in Washington today!

Kordane
Kordane

In some ways it's actually pretty sexist for Biden to say this, because it implies that Biden believes that women don't have minds of their own, that they're incapable of forming their own judgements, and of deciding what their own needs are.

You'd have to be a complete idiot to rely on Biden (of all people) to tell you what you "need".

Rshill7
Rshill7

Someone just has to do a parody of this, where a rubber chicken drops onto the table right after Joe's sage advice.

That'd be funny every time.

1tootall
1tootall

This is what centralized stupidity will do for a country. Once you are institutionally stupid, you get to infect everyone else in the country!! Good thing he was not around when we were fighting in 1776 or in WWI or WWII. Wow, what a difference HE could have made!!!

Rshill7
Rshill7

When you hear some noise outside...

Like your mailman, meter reader, UPS guy, neighbor, amorous cats. You know, stuff like that.

Ladies, don't walk outside like he said. That advice rates quite high on the dumb scale. Rather, stay behind your locked door with several feet of buffer zone, and as soon as the perp gets through that door, give him a serious case of lead poisoning, until he's no longer alive.

Kordane
Kordane

Biden,

What do I need you for?

What have you got to offer me that I couldn't get without you?

notebene
notebene

I get it! The reason that Joe and the liberals are pushing gun laws is because they are ashamed to address the issue of mental illness, since they suffer from it! We all know that liberals cannot handle truth and logic. A clear sign that they suffer from mental illness!

TexS2012
TexS2012

After listening to Biden the robbers know just how much ammo they need. The little woman doesn't stand a chance thanks to Joe..... and after she goes outside and shoots into the sky, what next, the bad guy gives up and goes away - don't think so. It all sounds as silly as Joe.

notebene
notebene

Tell ya what, Joe....you ensure your full security detail for life to me and you have the shotgun and we'll see how long you maintain your hypocritical attitude! My tax dollars are paying for that security detail and your buddy, Odumbo just made it for life for you, therefore I will take what is right fully mine, since I paid for it! The Constitution is still in force, even if you and your ilk do not uphold your oath of office!

Tracy Mitchell
Tracy Mitchell

I'm surprised that he didn't say, "You don't need a gun, just use a pen like they did in Colorado."

Sandra123456
Sandra123456

Yea, wait for you attacker to reload (if you are still alive) and attack him with a pen! That'll do it! Pen to the eye!

OneThinDime
OneThinDime

Exactly! Run right up to your attacker and go for the eye...what idiots, run and run like h311

JoeMontana16
JoeMontana16

Hey Joe, give that shotgun to your wife and see if you feel comfortable with that!!

NCHokie02
NCHokie02

Is the person reading the questions a man or a woman? I figured a guy but honestly when I first saw him and heard him I thought it was a woman in an oversized jacket. Thats your liberal man ladies. How much confidence do you have that he can provide for your safety? Any attacker would probably just face push him aside and then go on to his actual target...you.

NCHokie02
NCHokie02

Who made Joe the expert on what weapon to use in a situation?? The whole point of freedom is that I can choose which gun I want to use. You don't get to dictate to us what is the proper mode of defense. And if so where does it stop??

"You don't need that big SUV, if you hit someone in a smaller car you'll crush them. You're just trying to go from point A to point B right? Small cars do the same thing right? You don't need that big car. Trust me, just buy a small car and drive on the road and you'll get to where you need to go."

You and your wife may prefer a shotgun for home protection, and thats fine. You do not have the right or power to tell me what to use to defend my home. A shotgun may be too cumbersome to handle for some women. What an idiot. I can't stand these liberals.

notsofastthere
notsofastthere

Joe does live in a mansion in DE. and has the Secret Service protection 24/7.

Liberals are forever telling others how to live, but exempt themselves.

911Infidel
911Infidel

Good old Uncle Joey. The resident court jester for the regime once again opens his pie hole and shows just how ignorant he is. Tell ya what Joe: First buy a vowel and then buy a brain. Then get back to us, when your sanity is restored.

celestiallady
celestiallady

Joe has no right to tell us ladies what we need. He is a stark raving idiot.

armyvet10
armyvet10

What were those inspiring words from Joe Biden again? Oh yeah, "They gonna put ya'll back in chains."

His advice here is just as stupid. "Take the shot gun out, fire two rounds and I guarantee nobody is coming in." (or words to this effect)

First lets discuss the loading and unloading of a double barrel shot gun. Takes some time to break it down, reload and then look for the target to reacquire it.

The pattern of a shot gun blast should suffice wit in 20 meters, depending on the choke of the barrell, and the type of shell, but if you miss, a person bent on doing harm, could easily cover this distance before a person gets the old double barrel reloaded. An automatic hand gun with even a 10 round mag provides more opportunities to engage a would be criminal. And let’s face it, the closer a person is, the easier it is to engage them.

Even if you have a shoulder pad on the stock of a shotgun, the kick of a 12 gauge shotgun takes some time getting used to for many. A 20 gauge has less of a kick, but also has less stopping power. So for any woman who is going to take old Joe's advice, get a pump shotgun, with a large load capacity, (as many shells as the gun can hold) and get used to the kick.

Now back to the quote, by trying to convince women that they should limit their own ability to defend themselves, is just the practice of slowly limiting the woman's means to protect themselves. Slowly Joe and other liberals will keep decreasing our rights until we have none and will be put back into chains.

John
John

A woman should say: "excuse me, mister killer, I have to go outside and shoot my shotgun, if you let me get it"?

That man is seriously sick.

Liberalism IS a mental disorder

Rocco11
Rocco11

Or better yet, they could be surrounded by taxpayer funded Secret Service agents 24/7, right Joey?

Boris_Badenoff
Boris_Badenoff

Why do elected officials seem to be under the impression that because they have been elected they instantly become experts in everything?

For an untrained/ inexperienced shooter a pump shotgun is a very marginal choice with many negatives. Most would be far better off with a good handgun.

Joe is an idiot at best..

Oh, I live in downtown Denver, I think I'll have my daughter go out on the balcony and fire a couple of rounds off with my turkey gun, then when the Denver Police show up we will just tell them Joe said it would be alright... Don't think they will buy into that one...

Most politicians are idiots, liberal ones especially..

note to Joe: This is America Joe, it's not up to YOU to decide what I need or don't need.. So please go F off..

keninil
keninil

You could always get one like Sarah Palin's -- with a 5 round magazine.

So I'm wondering if the Secret Service protecting Joe and his family have taken his advice?? If they each have 1 round, that should be enough to protect against the random violent forker at a dinner engagement.

Rshill7
Rshill7

My wife's tactical 12 gauge auto loader holds six rounds (5 +1) with an 18 inch barrel. She can unload all six of them in about 2 seconds...either from the chamber or the muzzle :-)

3seven77
3seven77

So let me see if I've got this straight: Lefty men like Slo Joe Biden, say women shouldn't carry guns because they have a tendency to - let's just say "overreact" - and if a woman's "spidey senses" tell her she might be in danger she'll probably just shoot some guy who is really "harmless" and has no intention of raping her. So "hysterical" women need to defend themselves by vomiting, pooping, screaming, whistles, scissors, ball point pens, or - if they do have a gun - shooting it up in the air.

Because truth be told, there really aren't that many rapes anyway....

Now who was it that ran on that "War on Women" thing? Yeah. I thought so.

NCHokie02
NCHokie02

but they belong in combat so you know....

Rshill7
Rshill7

There was a loss of congruence with official policy somewhere in there huh?

I think it would've been funny if right after Joe said, "...fire twice into the air", a rubber chicken dropped out of the air in front of him. Classic humor.

If Groucho then popped out and said, "I've a good mind mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it." The only proper thing to follow would be a nice crisp rimshot.

sallyjohanna
sallyjohanna

The Socialist Progressives have a war on the second amendment and they are all on board no matter what.

They will say anything trying to insult the intelligence of Americans that want to preserve the 2nd amendment .....this is Biden's contribution.

objective123
objective123

Like hell I do. My response to invasion in my home (which is a felony and protected under the castle doctrine) is to shoot first and then ask questions later. Cops can do their job after I have used my legal right under common law & statute to shoot the burgalar dead.

Rshill7
Rshill7

Just send someone from the Coroner's office please with some body bags. Then I'll call a cleaning Co.

Steph VT
Steph VT

The fact that this patronizing cretin is our Vice President is humiliating. What's worse is that there are people in this country who give him credit for being anything more than a pathetic joke on all of us.