Look, I’m a dude so I don’t read Cosmopolitan much, or ever, really, I just occasionally see it at the grocery story and wonder, “why do women need to know 100 sex tricks” every single month?! Anyway. They’re pretty atrocious, but they outdid themselves on one article and social media is destroying them over it.
OK, so… interesting. I could see why women would get hooked on the headline and the picture of a good looking woman, so what’s the secret?
If you guessed cancer, then you have a black hole where your soul should be, and you can probably sign up to be a writer at Cosmo immediately.
How despicable is that?!?
— Gay Hooters (@Gayhooters) April 11, 2017
Yeah, they had to delete it, but not before they were destroyed on social media over the terribly offensive post.
— Overwrought Bear (@overwroughtbear) April 11, 2017
@HashtagGriswold “Do you have thick, unruly hair? This one trick (despite life-threatening chemical treatments) will give you thinner hair in no time!”
— Shane Styles (@shaner5000) April 11, 2017
— Shawna Vercher (@shawnavercher) April 11, 2017
— Simon McDreamy (@Fit2rippeduk) April 11, 2017
— Graye (@graye63) April 11, 2017
— RealLifeUnplugd (@RealLifeUnplugd) April 11, 2017
— Camille Beredjick (@cberedjick) April 11, 2017
— andi zeisler (@andizeisler) April 11, 2017
— Bree Jordan (@BreeAtWork) April 11, 2017
Thanks Cosmo, you make me ashamed to participate in this empty, soulless culture.