In of the most amazing tweets ever twooted, the Muslim Mayor of London literally said that there is NEVER a reason to CARRY a KNIFE, and that people caught carrying knives will be beaten, tortured and ridiculed.
Kinda. Look:
No excuses: there is never a reason to carry a knife. Anyone who does will be caught, and they will feel the full force of the law. https://t.co/XILUvIFLOW
— Mayor of London (@MayorofLondon) April 8, 2018
I mean, like seriously dude? Every time there is a knife attack in Europe, thousands of tweets go out JOKING that they have to ban knives, in order to ridicule liberals. And Sadiq Khan proves that any joke meant to mock libs will eventually actually become one of their polices.
The rest of the internet thought it was mockworthy as well:
Thank you for one of the top five tweets I’ve ever seen
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) April 8, 2018
Yes, We know you’ll come down hard on the ones trying to protect themselves unlike all those criminals you’ve got running around believing London is their playground. Good play.
— Chica'sBailBonds (@irinamoises) April 8, 2018
Now London is banning knives. They will never learn. The thugs will find another weapon. Ask Germany about vans.
— Carmine Sabia (@CarmineSabia) April 8, 2018
In this incredible video, they actually have like 25 minority Londoners and one white kid say they don’t need to carry knives:
To every young Londoner - don't risk your future by carrying a knife. London needs you alive. #LondonNeedsYouAlive #LNYA pic.twitter.com/M5OBsUqbyQ
— Mayor of London (@MayorofLondon) April 6, 2018
Hmmmmm…sounds kinda… raaaacist!!! LOL!!
https://twitter.com/MalenaJBenitez/status/983089460651986945I was told if guns were illegal there’d be no more violence. London won’t be safe until everyone is cutting their boiled beef with a spoon.
— Razor (@hale_razor) April 8, 2018
I thought the British were civilized
— James (@Mojo50James) April 8, 2018
They can't handle owning a pocket knife....
I gave my son one when he was 13
https://twitter.com/0H0UR/status/983090118750859266Just a reminder: The UK is the reason the US has a 2nd Amendment.
— ChrisMusix (@Sarxis) April 8, 2018
Sure, imagine losing the ability to protect yourself.
— Mike (@Fuctupmind) April 8, 2018
You've done a bang up job in London.
It's actually worse than New York for the first time in history.
Bravo.
Pretty sad what a once great empire has been reduced to.
Any way. Have an open thread.
Here’s some stuff to enjoy and comment about:
Selective outrage, as modeled by Mark Dice. pic.twitter.com/o6Srf7wcdF
— Ali🌻 (@SustainablyAli) April 7, 2018
Beautiful beasts:
STANDOFF: A herd of more than 500 buffalo hold their ground against a ravenous lion pride in Zambia’s South Luangwa National Park. https://t.co/ty7c55SVaW pic.twitter.com/G7yYrtRQ54
— ABC News (@ABC) April 8, 2018
Here’s the next big conspiracy theory! You heard it first!!
RIP Deputy Jason Fitzsimons of @browardsheriff.
— Maverick (@RodStryker) April 4, 2018
Could this be a Deep State hit?https://t.co/MWRa2ue4Vn
There are too many mishaps, inaccuracies & mysteries surrounding Parkland shooting.@TheJusticeDept @DHSgov @realDonaldTrump @POTUS
Justice needs to be served for victims. pic.twitter.com/ZFxvtg3hur
Well that’s it for now unless big news breaks in the evening. So I bid thee adieu:
sorry can’t talk very late for naptime. pic.twitter.com/qxj9FlnOrY
— Clint Falin (@ClintFalin) April 7, 2018