NOBODY has a right to CARRY a KNIFE, says Muslim Mayor of London!!

In of the most amazing tweets ever twooted, the Muslim Mayor of London literally said that there is NEVER a reason to CARRY a KNIFE, and that people caught carrying knives will be beaten, tortured and ridiculed.

Kinda. Look:

I mean, like seriously dude? Every time there is a knife attack in Europe, thousands of tweets go out JOKING that they have to ban knives, in order to ridicule liberals. And Sadiq Khan proves that any joke meant to mock libs will eventually actually become one of their polices.

The rest of the internet thought it was mockworthy as well:

In this incredible video, they actually have like 25 minority Londoners and one white kid say they don’t need to carry knives:

Hmmmmm…sounds kinda… raaaacist!!! LOL!!

https://twitter.com/MalenaJBenitez/status/983089460651986945 https://twitter.com/0H0UR/status/983090118750859266

Pretty sad what a once great empire has been reduced to.

Any way. Have an open thread.

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Beautiful beasts:

Here’s the next big conspiracy theory! You heard it first!!



Well that’s it for now unless big news breaks in the evening. So I bid thee adieu:


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