Not only was Obama a no-show at this weekend’s massive but futile Paris “Unity March,” but I can bet where he’s gonna spend the rest of his presidency – at North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un’s new restaurant in Scotland where they’ll be serving up dog!
North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un could be opening a restaurant in Scotland and serving national favorites such as dog on the menu, experts said.
“The Scottish independence referendum catapulted Scotland into the North Korean elite’s thoughts,” Michael Madden, editor of the North Korea Leadership Watch blog, told the Edinburgh Evening News.
“Despite voting ‘No’ they’d consider left-leaning Scotland to be more suitable to deal with than England. Plus, North Koreans love whisky. Tourists in North Korea are told to tip people in Scotch instead of the currency.”
The report comes just months after Scots voted to remain part of the U.K. in an independence referendum. North Korea backed the calls for Scottish Independence, and the historic moment could be behind the controversial leader’s potential move to locate his next “Pyongyang” restaurant branch in Scotland.
The North Korean embassy in London declined to comment. The Scottish government said it was looking into the report.
I don’t think it’s gonna go well for the restaurant in Scotland once the animal rights nuts find out – most Westerners’ stomachs turn at the though of chowing down on man’s best friend. But Obama will probably be there with a bib on.