**PUKE ALERT** Chris Rock: Obama is like our “dad of the country” so we better listen to him on gun control

Chris Rock has just admitted to everyone that he is mindless, tongue-hanging-out sycophant for Obama. And it’s people like him who swear their undying allegiance to the powers that be that should scare the crap out of you. Seriously.

POLITICO – President Barack Obama knows best when it comes to gun control, according to comedian Chris Rock.

“The president and the first lady are kind of like the mom and the dad of the country,” Rock said at a press conference on gun laws in Washington, D.C. on Wednesday. “And when your dad says something, you listen. And when you don’t, it usually bites you in the ass later on.”

Rock, who’s addressed the subject in his comedy before, urged support for Obama’s gun control agenda at the event sponsored by Mayors Against Illegal Guns and Demand a Plan to End Gun Violence.

“I’m not going to say much,” Rock told the crowd, noting that other speakers – including an Aurora shooting victim and a pediatric surgeon – were more deserving of the mic.


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  • TickedWhiteDude

    Always looking for daddy.

  • nosilasunny

    He isn’t dad of my country. The Father of my country is George Washington you idiot.

    • OLLPOH

      idiot is very polite! you know you are suppose to take up space at the alter of the feet of B & M now don’t you…

      • nosilasunny

        Yeah well, they will be waiting a long time because the only feet I will be bowing at one day is the feet of my Heavenly Father.

    • Funny, he never thought BUSH was ‘his daddy’!

    • Jazzee

      he isn’t my daddy either rock and the other obama zombies can have him and his arrogant expensive wife

    • PatrickHenrysBody

      I’ll listen to farting in the wind more than I’ll listen to Chris Rock…EVER!!!

  • 27Words

    He’s a moron…. just wasted a minute of my day.
    I guess Clinton was my Dad too and he taught me to cheat on my wife and lie about it…

    • steprock

      George W Bush was our dad too then? Chris shouldn’t complain about domestic surveillance or getting into wars.

      That’s right too, isn’t it? Just let the President do whatever – don’t ask. Don’t complain. Don’t check. Dem or GOP shouldn’t matter! Right?

    • Jazzee

      and play with little girls!!


    We both have a Mom and Dad and their names are not Michelle and Barack!
    We both have bosses and their names are not Michelle and Barack!

    And never will be, either!

  • Who’s your daddy? Definitely NOT dear leader. Chris- you’re an idiot. You want your daddy to take away our 2nd Amendment rights, yet where are you on the fact that your dear old dad signed a presidential memorandum over turning GW’s Child Soldier’s Prevention Act. So now, you want to take guns away from law abiding citizens, but your dear daddy has given power to his muzzie friends to draft babies into their jihadi military you stupid, blind, ignorant a$$! You’re a lying hypocrite just like your daddy. http://constitutionschool.com/2012/10/02/big-news-obama-waives-bush-law-banning-child-soldiers/

    • Conservative_Utopia

      Saw him in a club years back, even shook his hand which was as dry and limp as an empty sack. He was trying out his “F* Bush” material which he repeated dozens of times as is his un-funny formula. You can bet his body guard was packing. Just wish celebrities’ security was disarmed first so we could watch their reactions then.

  • I think they looked at Stalin as being a “father figure” in Russia, and we all saw how “well” that turned out.

  • Don’t forget — half of America is below average intelligence. It explains a lot.

  • tshtsh

    Is that only applicable if he “looks” like he could be your daddy or did you feel the same way with all prior Presidents?

  • tshtsh

    It is curious he would support the “pResident” since he is a product of a two-parent upbringing and is following in their footsteps?

  • steprock

    I have a dad, thanks. Also, I’m an adult and I don’t need a parent telling me what to do.

    I do, however, have elected officials who are beholden to the electorate. Maybe Chris just got scrambled up and forgot who’s the boss in America?

  • Watchman74

    His ancestors fought against slavery, not to replace one master with another.

  • sjmom

    He’s everbody’s boss????? Chris, grow up and read the Constitution. Obama works for we the people not the other way around.

  • BeyondPolls

    Unfortunately, Obama is a father figure to those who never had a father figure, like Chris Rock.

  • c4pfan

    He’s annoying and stupid.

  • Orangeone

    Hey Chris Rock, do you know who your daddy is? Yeah, thought not.

    • Amy

      Chris Rock came from a solid, two parent, working household…

      • Orangeone

        Doesn’t mean that’s his daddy.

      • Then I question their parenting skills.

      • Nukeman60

        His mother was a liberal teacher and social worker. His dad was a former truck driver and newspaper deliveryman (who died when Chris was 23). His older brother died of alcoholism. He, himself, dropped out of High School and worked menial jobs at fast-food restaurants until he found the Hollywood route of standup clown.

        Even though people can come out of that background in good shape, it doesn’t exactly sound like a “solid, 2-parent, working household”. It sounds like a broken family with little to no guidance. But, hey, stuff happens.

        • Amy

          I’m aware – I was pointing out to Orangeone that he doesn’t fall into what seems to be thought of as the typical ghetto kid.

          • Nukeman60

            Oh, but he does. That was my point, as well.

            • Amy

              I’m not following. I live in a wonder bread white neighborhood with well over 90% of the households being married with kids. Given the voting record of my district, the majority of them fall in to the same kind of mindset as Rock – the government is mommy/daddy/giver of everything good. That mindset isn’t confined to black kids in a ghetto who don’t know who their daddy is. Which is my point…

        • Orangeone

          I wonder what the hair follicle tests would show for drug use….

          • Nukeman60

            I suspect they would show that Michelle is his daddy and Barry is his mommy – or something like that.

  • Islam_Sucks

    and there you have the social gospel in a nutshell

    he’s their sugar daddy

    When sugar daddy speaks …. you listen

  • Philo Beddoe

    Hey Chris Rock, he may be YOUR daddy because you probably don’t know who your real one is.

  • NYGino

    Chris Rock is paid to be a clown. The problem is he takes his work home with him.

  • This is both sad and telling. Why they ever left the plantation, I don’t know.

    • Orangeone

      Return them to sender with postage due since the USPS is broke!

  • steprock

    I actually do not know what Obama’s gun control plan is. I read his plan, and it was for other people to come up with plans.

    Not surprising, but it’s also not much of a plan.

    • Orangeone

      He delivered his plan in MN, strip us of everything is essentially his plan but tell Americans there is no legislation introduced to threaten the 2nd Amendment. Yeah right and the liberal heads behind him were nodding.

      • LadyMacKeltar

        That’s how they work. Deny, deny, deny until is too late for the opposition to do anything. Everyone is kept busy defending his stand because if they said so, it must be true.

  • Army_Pilot1967

    Nope, Chris, my father was absolutely nothing like obama. My father was an honorable man. My father loved America and he served in the Army during WWII. He worked hard to support his family, he didn’t live off taxpayers’ money. Plus he didn’t lie to others unlike your “dad” barack obama. Personally I don’t believe a word obama says….zero, zip, nada. And clearly obama isn’t the father of the United States, he might be the father of a muslim country of your choice, but he certainly isn’t the father of these United States!!!!!!!!!

    • Orangeone

      Similar my Army Pilot friend! And my daddy never stated it was okay to kill Americans with a drone either.

  • NYGino

    Wonder if this typical hypocritical leftist has armed bodyguards.

    • Orangeone

      Yup! Tweeted that he is giving them up and moving to Chicago with an ooops. Twitter is having fun with him.

  • Orangeone
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  • Amy

    Rock doesn’t scare me – he’s a comedian who’s getting his face in the mix and publicity. I’m willing to bet that the next time a good script comes floating in front of him that includes weapons, he’ll become the capitalist he’s show himself to be and jump at it.

    The mayors that are sponsoring this crap & the ‘clergy’ who stand behind those mayors are the ones that make my skin crawl. These are the ones who have the ‘power’ to make the laws on a local level and feel they are justified because the can find a man/woman of the cloth to back them up on it.

    • LadyMacKeltar

      “Rock doesn’t scare me – he’s a comedian who’s getting his face in the mix and publicity.”

      But while Rock is speaking, others that don’t tend to think for themselves, are listening and going… “oh yeah… he makes a lot of sense” then repeat it until they believe it.

      • Amy

        ?? – they are already hearing it in the schools, in their churches, from their parents (either verbally or in example…), on the news, in TV ads, in ads in the magazines they read, in online ads that pop up. There’s no shortage of loud mouthes out there extolling the virtues of the government. The mayors though – are the ones that can actually advance this crap through laws.

  • ImaThinkn

    Anyone want to venture a guess if he felt the same way when GWB was President? GWB had more class, intelligence and Presidential presence in the fingernail of his pinky than Obama could ever hope to have in his lifetime. And I didn’t even support some of the stuff GWB did.

  • 12grace

    Chris’s last name is very fitting….because he is dumb as a rock.

    • hahaha…Grace. Good one

  • las1

    I know you warned us Scoop… but this was worse than I thought. It’s in Ipecac territory.

    And NO Mr. Hollywood Hypocrite… Your “daddy” isn’t “our boss” of the country. He’s supposed to be the Servant-in-Chief. And he’s doing a fine job of it ain’t he! Dumbass!

    Another blithering,emaciated, on-board-the-plantation-train, backward-collar redistributionist standing behind sycophant-in-chief. I’ll just bet he’s Episcopalian.

  • jleinf

    What a brown noser.

    • tinlizzieowner

      A very appropriate comment, (in many more ways than one). 😉

  • Erdnay

    If Obama had a son he’d look like Chris Rock. Oh wait, that was Travon Martin. Well, both of dem.

    • 7 freaks on the photo

  • Yo, 50 IQ brotha, Chris Crock……how ’bout those monkeys with guns around you….just body guards, not intellect guards – cus U got none, oaf.

  • 911Infidel

    I see that Chris has yet to deal with his brain maggot issue adequately.C’mon there Chris. Don’t you know that a mind is a terrible thing to waste?

  • Biggbear52

    To all the younger generation on here I say this: If you do not boycott this mealy mouth bigot. Whom would nothing more than to help control the planet by way of excessively oppressive means, then you are just like him. We I say younger I mean those of you 35 and down. This BOY is what you DO NOT need in your life much less like him.

  • JoeMontana16

    Three words for ya Chris…shut up pu$$y.

  • CO2isGood


  • The president is not our boss…

  • aposematic

    Not worth the wasted bandwidth…

    • martha chandler

      I thought his so-called career was on the skids, so now, he’s developed a man crush on barry. Well, he may be your daddy, I already have a daddy and he’s is nothing like bo.

      • tinlizzieowner

        And you know who your ‘daddy’ is, just like me. 🙂

  • PhillyCon

    Oh, please. So, was Bush our daddy too? Why didn’t the liberals “listen” to him regarding terrorism?

  • Rocco11

    Obama’s Secret Service code name is Jim Jones, and the White House is Jonestown..

  • bbitter

    Who’s yo’ daddy, Chris?

    If anyone had asked him that, it would be considered incredibly racist.

  • OMG are you shitting me asshole??

  • Sober_Thinking

    So funny that they cart out a has-been comedian to do their fighting for them. That’s how much of a joke this is.


  • tinlizzieowner

    You mean ‘Baby Daddy’ don’t you Chris? 😉 😉
    He’s just like a ‘Rapper’. He will spread the money around to anybody willing to give him ‘a piece’ of the action. 😉

  • semihardrock

    Shouldnt they start by explaining to his people what a “Father” is FIRST? (besides a sperm donor on a Friday night after the Club closes)

    When they get that done……..THEN he can speak…..OTHERWISE its like putting the cart before the horse!

  • If Chris Rock is looking for a daddy, fine! Bringing his daddy issues into to politics is not cool.

  • Chris, when you put it another way, Obama is your master and you are just another slave on his plantation.

  • 1217Chic

    OK slave boy living on a plantation, kissing 0bama’s mulatto a$$….Another joke who represents millions with the same stupidity……

  • chatterbox365

    If Rock said this in one of his comedy acts, I wouldn’t think anything of it. What a hypocritical comment to make at a press conference. Sounds like those parents who pass on Constitutional principles (2nd Amendment) to their children are also in the right. If your dad says to pack a 357, you kids better listen cause he knows best! LOL!

    Hey Chris…I already have a mother (whom I love) that b*tches at me constantly, but she isn’t trying to take away my guns. As a matter of fact, she gave me one for my birthday.

  • jodypear

    God is my Father.

  • Ummm…Chris, so was Bush. Rock was one of Bush’s biggest critics and trashed him and his policies every chance he got…but now that Obama does the EXACT SAME THING, it’s ok all of a sudden? The “Liberal” is freakin’ nuts.

    • tinlizzieowner

      ‘Situational Hypocrisy’. 😉

  • Well spoken, Mr. Rock. Wait, you write comedy? You’re a funny dude. Why did you seem scared and not sure of yourself in that skit? You were looking for approval and recognition, as in nobody should refuse to aknowledge your opinion. I’m busting my a$$ all day on a construction site fending for myself and you types of people pull this $hit every day behind my back. Every day. You’re scared Chris, scared to death.

  • Keiko_Shimizu

    Puke is right. Chris Rock and all his hollywood Lefty pals are vomit-inducing. Obama’s our daddy, do what he says! Don’t take time to think! Here’s a lovely parody of that ridiculous anti-gun PSA they did: http://houseofsunny.tv/2013/02/02/sunny-tv-demand-a-plan-parody/

  • white531

    We have followed the path of Freedom, from our Founders to the present. It is not a pretty picture.

    The main content of political discussion now includes a President who wasn’t born here, a comedian named Chris Rock, which isn’t his real name, and any number of other Hollywood Idiots, who have all of a sudden, become political.

    The wisdom of our Founders, the wisdom of two hundred years of really good Americans, trying their very best to defend and protect Freedom for all of us, a lot of them dead, because they died for the very thing we are talking about.

    It all comes down to this. A President who never met the requirements. Hollywood actors and comedians. Poor, inner city blacks, who now have the first cell phone they ever had in their lives. For free. Don’t forget free. Free, is the magic word in the Obama administration.

    Right now, the future of this once great country resembles what you see when you push the flush handle on your toilet. Sorry for the visual. I’m not in a really good mood this evening.

  • DCGere

    Whatever Chris. Go back to acting or whatever it is you do. I don’t need another Hollyweird preaching their BS to me. Ugh.

  • objective123

    He played a crack-head named POOKIE in New Jack City. What do you expect?

  • Chris Rock apparently wants to take up the “insane leftist” mantle currently held by the increasingly senile Danny Glover.

  • Guppymonster

    This individual deserves our pity because he is an ignorant fool.

  • froggy19510

    **PUKE ALERT** That about summs it up. Don’t you think?

  • Light_V_Dark

    White_Neo_Bolsheviks have domesticated the likes of Chrissy Rock»»»»

    From Vanessa The Afro_Conservative»»»»

    Well, on behalf of the Black race, I want to thank all the liberal feminists who screwed up Black America with their entitlement programs and their warped world views. I want to thank the Saul Alinksy’s and all the “community organizers” who used the Blacks as pawns to advance their Marxist agenda. The progressives of this day had it all figured out.

  • Light_V_Dark

    BLACK GENOCIDE {AND SUICIDE, Chrissy}….. http://www.blackgenocide.org/black.html
    “Several years ago, when 17,000 aborted babies were found in a dumpster outside a pathology laboratory in Los, Angeles, California, some 12-15,000 were observed to be black.” –Erma Clardy Craven (deceased)Social Worker and Civil Rights Leader————————————————— —–

  • Light_V_Dark

    In the UK and AmeriKa, because of FATHERLESSNESS, blacks are 3 times, or 200% more likely to develop schizophrenia. AND»»»

    Child abuse hysteria targets both men and women, as we have seen.  Yet most accusations are leveled against fathers in divorce cases.  The irony is that it is easily demonstrable that child abuse is almost entirely a product of feminism itself and its welfare bureaucracies. 

    The growth of child abuse coincides directly with the rise of single-mother homes which are the setting for almost all of it.  Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) figures demonstrate that children in single-parent households are at much higher risk for physical violence and sexual molestation than those living in two-parent homes.[53]

    A British study found that children are up to thirty-three times more likely to be abused in single-mother homes than in intact families.[54]

  • JungleCogs

    Rock just wishes he had a dad; now he has one!

  • mikeinidaho

    Hmm, sounds eerily similar to the idiocy spewed by some after the civil war when Blacks were looked on as inferior human beings who needed to be taken care of by well-meaning folks who just wanted what was “best” for them! Apparently this moron never learned history and thus is doomed to repeat it!

  • factsobill

    Cris thinks it’s cool to diss the intelligence of the people who make his living happen. I pledge to never invest a dime in anything the Effing O sycophant does. Since when do celebrities have brains?

  • once again, a low-information voter speaks out! you butthead, ‘that
    guy’ is not my dad and oh, by the way, he’s my employee, he works for me!!!

  • lcn1114

    What show is this “Barry knows Best?” Stick with “Everybody Hates (Pities) Chris” Sick of these Hollywood elites telling us what to do. What do they know about the real world?

  • The chorus behind was just about to start humming. But ended up not finding quite the right key.

  • JungleCogs

    Oh, let him be happy; he finally got the dad that he always wished for as a young boy.

  • I always thought Chris was intelligent because his comedy was so clever. The president isn’t our boss. Is Chris Rock a moron?

  • I always thought Chris was intelligent because his comedy was so clever. The president isn’t our boss. Is Chris Rock a moron?

  • Zombee

    Chris Rock is your typical uneducated Hollyweird leftist liberal. Barack Hussein Obama and government are supposed to serve “we the people”. The (PPC) elite Permanent Political Class in D.C. seem to have forgotten that fact! That’s why they fear, attack and demonize the Tea Party. “We the people” do not serve Obama or the government. Barack Hussein Obama and the government must serve “We the people”!

  • Hey Chris Rock knows who’s his daddy. Know I’d like to know who’s Obama’s real daddy?

  • Who’s Yo Daddy? Who Owns Ya? Barack, of Course!

    For those who have “parental issues,” those sad folks who find just determining who fathered them to be a challenge and those sadder folk who feel a craving to be owned by someone, black comedian Chris Rock and white actress Ellen Barkin have the answer: Barack Hussein Obama.
    Chris Rock appeared on Capitol Hill on Wednesday to endorse Obama’s gun control proposals, which was his perfectly acceptable constitutional right no matter how dumb and ridiculous his views.

    However, what he said at a press conference was a tad spooky: “I am just here to support the President of the United States. President of the United States is our boss, but he is also. . . you know, the President and the First Lady are kinda like the Mom and the Dad of the country. And when your Dad says something you listen, and when you don’t it will usually bite you on the ass later on. So, I’m here to support the President,” his dear old ”dad.”

    In the same vein, Ellen Barkin, also on Wednesday, gushed on Twitter that “as long as Barack Obama is President, the people of the United States belong to him” and that she voted for Obama to “protect” all of “his” people: “ALL his ppl.The poor,the middle class,the jobless…the 1′s that need our help..I vote 4 humanity. (sic)” In response to an incredulous fellow Tweeter, Ms. Barkin tweeted back, “Right now he is the President of our country.He is our leader & we are his people, (sic).”

    I’m always intrigued by what celebrities think, say, and even tweet–not for what they think, say, or tweet but for the inanity of their thought processes.

    All in the name of what he thinks is comedy, the 48 year old Christopher Julius Rock III is noted for cracking amazingly stupid, vulgar, sexist, racist, and malicious “jokes.” Some prime examples:

    Stupid: “Doctors don’t cure shit! The last disease doctors cured was polio, when’s the last time you met someone with polio?” Vulgar and sexist: “There are three types of women in the world: A: Women that give NO head. B: Women that give just enough head to shut ya up and my favorite C: the women that want nothing more than to suck a dick”. Racist: “I love being famous. It’s almost like being white, y’know?” Malicious: “Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest!”

    Rock’s references to Barack Hussein Obama as “our boss . . . [with Michelle Obama] kinda like the Mom and the Dad of the country. And when your Dad says something you listen, and when you don’t it will usually bite you on the ass later on” clearly falls into his stupid category with nuances of racism. They reflect the ignorance of a high school dropout raised in Brooklyn’s Crown Heights and Bedford-Stuyvesant areas where too many kids haven’t a clue who fathered them.

    FYI, Mr. Rock, the POTUS is the elected president not “our boss” and not in any way our daddy and the FLOTUS is his wife with no resemblance to most of our moms.

    Ellen Rona Barkin has no excuses for believing that “the people of the United States belong” to Obama and that we are “his people,” . . . (Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=30016.)

  • KenoshaMarge

    With his “reasoning” skills then I’m sure he thought of George and Laura Bush in the same way. Right?

  • RichardPerez

    Damn… I would have never thought that Chris Rock was such an idiot. I really liked his comedy – but this changes everything. Yo Chris THINK before you start chin wagging.

  • intheendyouloose

    if obama told you to lick a dogs ass we know you would chris. just cause your skinny ass cant hold a gun. learn the constitution pooky.