In the ongoing saga of “This Week’s Ginned Up Nothingtroversy”, the Red Eye panel dives in to discuss the implications of the ethnicity of Santa Claus. Is he white? Is he black? Does he lay eggs? Red Eye asks the questions, and then answers different questions.
Choice quote from Andy Levy: “Can’t we just add to Santa’s powers and make one of his powers he appears to people however they want?” I can answer that question for you, Andy, in the form of a Family Guy clip. Here is what would happen if we endorsed your prescribed madness:
Andy goes on to suggest that we just make Santa purple. Well we tried that.
Everybody just got diabetes.