Sarah Palin rips Chris Matthews as a perennial hypocrite over “shuck and jive” criticism

Go Sarah Go!

For the record, there was nothing remotely racist in my use of the phrase “shuck and jive” – a phrase which many people have used, including Chris Matthews, Andrew Cuomo, and White House Press Secretary Jay Carney to name a few off the top of my head. In fact, Andrew Cuomo also used the phrase in reference to Barack Obama, and the fact that Mr. Cuomo and I used the phrase in relation to President Obama signifies nothing out of the ordinary. I would have used the exact same expression if I had been writing about President Carter, whose foreign policy rivaled Obama’s in its ineptitude, or about the Nixon administration, which was also famously rocked by a cover-up.

I’ve been known to use the phrase most often when chastising my daughter Piper to stop procrastinating and do her homework. As she is part Yup’ik Eskimo, I’m not sure if this term would be deemed offensive when it’s directed at her or if it would be considered benign as in the case of Chris Matthews’ use of it in reference to Rachel Maddow. Just to be careful, from now on I’ll avoid using it with Piper, and I would appreciate it if the media refrained from using words and phrases like igloo, Eskimo Pie, and “when hell freezes over,” as they might be considered offensive by my extended Alaska Native family.

The outrageously outraged reaction to this expression from perennial hypocrites like Chris Matthews has only made me laugh. Mr. Matthews, let me share with you my favorite Irish toast: “May we always be happy, and may our enemies always know it.”

– Sarah Palin

Matthews said this earlier (via Newsbusters):

CHRIS MATTHEWS: The blatantness of this thing, I think, went through the roof the other day when Sarah Palin, about whom people have mixed views put out a Facebook post entitled “Obama’s shuck and jive ends with Benghazi lies” regarding to the Obama administration’s handling of the attack on the Libyan embassy. You know, a dog whistle is a dog whistle, Clarence. A trumpet call is another. Shuck and jive has a particular ethnic connection, not necessarily bad in all cases, it’s sort of slang. It doesn’t mean evil but to throw it at the president as an ethnic shot is pretty blatant.

JONATHAN ALTER: Chris, I actually think my old friend Clarence is being a little bit polite. I think this is rank racism. You know, sometimes people on the right get very upset when people on the left charge racism, but, you know, shuck and jive, that’s like talking about watermelon or, you know, for Jews, talking about Jews are greedy or the Irish are drunk, whatever. These are racist tropes and we need to call them what they are, and I actually think at least implicitly Trump was playing on racism today with his ridiculous stunt demanding Obama’s college transcripts.

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  • Steven

    I can’t wait until Nov 6th and the royal meltdown that will ensue on the left, especially with Mr. Tingles when his Messiah is defeated in a landslide! The only thing that could have beaten that sight would have been if Palin herself ran and won this race, but I happily settle for Mitt Romney doing this! This is their only card. They constantly and consistently fail this country and I am sick and tired of carrying them with their contempt of We the People! It’s time for a conservative era and it starts November 6th. Romney/Ryan 2012!

    • BlueGood

      WTF with the WATERMELONS??? Everyone knows when you call someone a Watermelon (Green on the outside, Red on the Inside), you are calling them an ECO FREAK LEFTOID (COMMIE)…

      Get it? GREEN ECO FREAK


      98% of Leftoids are WATERMELONS…..Google JAME DELINGPOLE!

      His book “Watermelons” thoroughly exposes the Leftoid Glowbal Warming Green Freak Socialists….

      • colliemum

        It’s a brilliant book, and I highly recommend it. It’s a great read, and the best antidote to anything the watermelons are coming up with.

    • IwjwI

      Sarah has the libs talking about the Benghazi lies and coverup, which is exactly what she wanted.
      She is a brilliant strategist in this war for our country and she isn’t about to let the Benghazi coverup get swept under the rug by the liberal media, even if she has to take incoming hits to get this accomplished.

      Mathews and the libs took the bait, hook line and sinker, and now she is playing them for the fools that they are for all to see.

      BTW, I already voted for RomneyRyan2012.
      My 81 year old dad took his list of Conservatives to the voting booth, and the list is being passed around to all my family members and friends, who also live in this area.
      Republicans don’t outnumber Democrats in our state, but we have Republicans outnumbering them going to the polls.

      There have been long lines of people early voting with many elderly people, some using walkers, just to vote probably for the last time in their lives to oust the Obamanation that has been destroying the lives of their children, grandchildren.
      These older people certainly know about Communism, even if they haven’t figured out that Obama is a radical Islamist in sheep’s clothing.

      Another BTW, I know many ’08 Obama voters who are voting against him.
      It has been a long four years on the battlefield to wake these voters up from the koolaid drinking Hope & Change days, but I think that each one has finally found their own particular reason to vote against him.
      Rationalizing why they aren’t voting for Obama has been sweet to hear.

  • buffy washington

    This was brilliant you can’t throw stones at people when you don’t have anything to protect yourself.BOOM!

  • Rightstuff1

    Sarah – you are a treasure. I really think the whole racism line is just so nauseatingly ollllllld. It is so tiresome. People are so bored with it. Enough. Go flog another dead horse. The hoary old chestnut of racism is over, you will not get any milage out of it because everyone knows its complete BS.

  • SaraPFan

    These people are really scrapping the bottom of the barrel.

  • sjmom

    What would the libs do without racism? They’d lose their conversation because it seems it is the topic of many conversations. Funny, we on the Right never mention the subject unless like in this case its the Left bringing it up. They are obsessed with the subject because they are racist.

    • bongobear

      I think your last sentence in this post says it all. They’re like the boy who cried wolf too often and now no one pays any attention to them.

  • detectivedick

    If the shoe fits…wear it! The LIAR sounded like a defeated Howard Dean today. I want to put up my American flag again, it will go up when Romney is declared the winner!!

    • Rshill7

      I truly don’t recall exactly what it was that Obama and/or the senate did last year, because there were just so many things they did which bugged the heck out of me.

      Whatever it was, out of the myriad of possibilities, just made me snap. I actually removed our 3×5 U.S. flag, mounted to the deck rail and visible from the road. Marched right out there, pulled it from it’s holder and threw it on the ground with force and stomped straight back into the house. There it was, stars, stripes and pole, laying on the ground like a defeated General swooning from a critical wound.

      After about 5 minutes of calming down inside, I realized my U.S. flag was lying on the ground, and retrieved it. It’s been resting comfortably inside the garage since then. I am ashamed of myself for doing that.

      We already have a crisp new flag still in the plastic waiting to take the mistreated, sunfaded one’s place. It’ll go up along with yours on November 7th. I’d never mistreated our U.S. flag before. Had always revered it. Still do of course, and hopefully always will. But at that instant, it seemed like my only outlet to protest a group of government “officials” gone horribly awry.

      Still can’t think of which straw it was that broke the camel’s back there. All of the individual pieces of straw kinda’ fade together into one huge strawman. You know his name. You also know his party. Anyone got a match? Yeah, it’s for the flag. Gonna have to burn that one.

      So, is there a title to this post. No, but “Brokeback Camel” would work.

  • DocBarry1

    I know that Gov Palin’s 1st post was spot on and her second one shows how far the LSM has fallen in doing the job – the administration lied to them over and over again – but they still do not follow the facts re Lybia – Shame on them – how do they sleep at night

    The LSM is becoming irrelevant – look at CNN – look at their ratings – Shame on them

    • famouswolf

      I note that Chrissy fell into the mouse trap. He mentioned Benghazi and ‘how it was handled’. She’s keeping it out there. Helping Chrissy damage his god.

      I think he just got whacked with the halibut stick, again. Moron.

      • DocBarry1

        The Governor has made her mark again – thanks for the response

      • IwjwI

        Exactly. Sarah knows how to keep Benghazi in the lib news. They took the bait, which is what she wanted. Elevate and illuminate the Benghazi coverup. She can take anything that they throw at her. She has nothing to loose, buy they do.

  • JeffWRidge

    I challenge anyone to find one single word, phrase, or idiom that the lying left couldn’t or wouldn’t try to paint as racist, sexist, or bigoted in some way or another if it were used by a right-winger they hated. It’s a knee jerk reaction with the left. They’re like Pavlov’s dog; ring the bell and they start screaming racist.

  • idesign2

    Sarah Palin has a way with words…

    Classic Palin..:)

  • wallwatchman

    I can’t believe people still watch Matthews! He’s not a journalist or news reporter. He’s a lazy shock jock! Look over here, racism!! Look over there, racism!! He doesn’t investigate stories or do any research. He just shows up, tells us how much he loves Obama, republicans are racist pigs, and don’t you agree with me fill in the blank kiss up guest!! And he gets paid for this garbage?! What a gig! My kids would work harder and do a better job than this!!

    Aren’t his viewers tired yet of being called names for having different opinions from Matthews beloved savior?! Matthews proved himself incompetent at this job a long time ago!!

    • I think we should abduct Chris and take him to the nearest rehab facility. We would be doing Chris, have another drink Mathews a favor.

  • opinionatedhermit


    You go, Sarah!!!

    You are much loved!!!

  • John3_3

    I can’t wait to watch MSNBC on Nov. 6th when the voting results start to come it!

    • It’ll be the highest ratings they ever experience.

      They should rename it MS-Schadenfreude.

  • 3seven77

    Is this racist?

    • iHeartLife

      LOL! LOL! It’s funny…Are they allowed to rip KFC off like that or is it a KFC ad strategy? Now I’m hungry……………..Eww, but with Obama in my head like that, I’m starting to picture dogs….Never mind…

    • colliemum

      Love it!

      Nope, it’s not waaacist, it’s chickenist!

    • sDee

      Nope. Not Racist.

      Silly wabbit, only white folks are racist.

  • Nice dig Sarah with the toast. Everyone knows Tingles is a drunk.

  • CalCoolidge

    Why are we worried about Chris Matthews?

    • StandProudNow

      Right on!

      Why give him a split second of air time? He’s a turd! Sounds bad, smells bad and looks bad!

  • Huckley

    Watching Jay Leno and the big O. He is just making sh]]t up about women and business that makes no sense. Now talking about “stuff” his quote. What ever that is. Now he talking “points ” that will fix the economy, none of which are a comprehensive sentence. Just said that Hillary is fantastic and looked at the floor the entire time he talked.
    Yep, can’t wait to follow this leader to the gates of………………………

  • Love her!

  • aboutdat


  • Nukeman60

    It seems to me, the racists (eg, MSNBC in general) are the biggest screamers of racism of all. These phrases remind them of racism because that’s the way they use the the phrases themselves.

    This sums it up pretty well:

    • Funny, and sooooooo true!

    • It seems…

      The racists, white and black, are revealing themselves every time they toot their racist dog whistles and then point their fingers of hate.

      Chris Matthews, Jonathan Alter and Clarence seem to have Racism On The Brain syndrome, aka R.O.T.Brain, aka the idiotology of haters, the brain dementia disease that is exacerbated every time they express a racist sentiment and a synapse gap gets damaged.


    • sDee


  • aboutdat

    The left is going nuts, but I think most Americans now have caught on to MSLSD and
    Whitehouse idiotic behavior.

    I like others who post here will be glad when Nov 7th rolls around.

    Sarah, keep on being Sarah.

  • According to ThinkProgress, “the phrase has morphed over the years to mean something more bland, akin to “acting facetiously,””

  • carmtom13

    Great reply to the numbskull. I loved it especially the last sentance, may we always be happy and may our enemies always know it.

    • colliemum

      That recalled another saying, a Jewish one, for enemies:

      “May all your teeth fall out except one – for tooth-ache!”


  • GetWhatYouPayFor

    Too Ironic! The same people who try to label her an idiot get played by her, again and again. Chris is her useful idiot. Thanks for doing just what she knew the Left would do. Keep this story on the front page, because of their hatred and exasperation with the woman they just can’t destroy or silence.

    • IwjwI

      Spot on, GWYPF. Mathews and the lib media got played by a master strategist.

  • p m

    People who live in glass houses…are delusional, in this case. Chrissy seems to have memory loss going on, and Alter defies belief! What kind of minds invent this rubbish? Oh, right, lib minds full of adolescent mush.

  • colliemum

    Well said, Sarah!

    Call those bigotted spinsters out on their manufactured outrage. They remind me of converts to a religion who usually are more zealous in defending that religion, even to their co-religionists, than those who’ve been born and raised in that religion. It’s called being more popish than the Pope.

    Come to think of it – there’s another description which fits the Matthews’s of this world who are getting tone-deaf listening to dog whistles all the time. It’s of German origin and goes something like this: To the pure, everything is pure. To the dirty, everything is dirty.

    I think the Matthews’s of this world are doing their best to make the ditches between the races deeper and deeper. It is they who are damaging race relations, and who have put these relations back to the 1950s.

  • wodiej

    ROFL!! Stop using phrases like igloo, eskimo pie and when hell freezes over. It might offend my Alaskan native family. Hahahaha…Gov. Palin doesn’t take any crap from anyone. And then she aptly notes the many remarks they have made that could have been construed offensive. They are nothing but hypocrites.

    • Betsey_Ross

      Boy, I sure can’t add anymore to that. Except Sarah! You go girl!!! Bring down the media. We are sick of all of them. Apparently not buying their product isn’t doing much. They keep on shuckin’ and jivin’. I wait for the day that none of us ever go to MSNBC again. Even in blog posts. Chris Matthews needs to become irrelevant.

      • Nukeman60

        There used to be an entity called Air America (which included such idiots as Rachel Maddow, Al Franken, Janeane Garofalo, Randi Rhodes, Mike Malloy, Cenk Uygur, Montel Williams, and Ron Reagan), which had a couple of the brainless ones who migrated to MSNBC. Soon, there will be a ‘used-to-be’ MSNBC, as well. It won’t be long.

  • Yazz55

    These days conservative commentators can’t even say as much as “hello” or “good morning” without some libfag wacko like Chris Matthews calling it a racist comment. Its all about a specific person saying something, not the content of what is being said.

    The use of the word racist or racism is so overused by the libfag extremist wackos like Chris Matthews, it just doesn’t mean anything anymore. Its become a joke. Or perhaps maybe a badge of honor that the libfag extremist liberals have recognized you as a conservative with more intelligence and common sense than any liberal could ever aspire to. Additionally, its seems like Chris Matthews is acting more like a spoiled dog who just wants attention and will even do silly or nonsensical things for attention.

  • kong1967

    “May we always be happy, and may our enemies always know it.” — Sarah Palin

    That’s a great saying. Good for her.

    • Sandra123456

      Haunt our enemy’s minds.

  • celestiallady

    Yeah for Sarah for fighting back against this bulls–t!!!!

  • Gracious, good-humored Gov. Sarah Palin often uses colloquialism in her conversation. Loony liberals like Chris Tingles see a racist under every bed, a mounted Klansman in every cumulus cloud.

  • WordsFailMe

    A lesser know Irish wish:

    May the curse of Mary Malone and her nine blind illegitimate children chase you so far over the hills of Damnation that the Lord himself can’t find you with a telescope.

    Have a nice day, Democrats

    • notebene

      I don’t know why you call yourself, wordsfailme! You are one of the wittiest commentators on here! You just made me choke on my coffee laughing! Thank you for the much needed laugh! 😀

    • Rshill7


  • chatterbox365

    And of course organizations like NOW are once again silent. Sarah can hold her own and I am glad she is swinging right back.

    Chris Matthews is a f**king idiot. A pile of dog sh*t has more value than this clown’s opinion. Since no clear thinking person watches his show, all he has left to do is be the Jester of the democratic party.

    The democrats have nothing to run on so they cry racism, class warfare and discrimination. That’s their platform this election and I pray it fails.

    If Romney wins, get the popcorn ready and change the channel to MSNBC.

    • sDee

      NOW is silent as usual, because the “women’s movement” like all the other “______ movements” was nothing more than yet-another statist power play.

      The battle is and always has been, liberty vs tryranny, the people vs the government. No shades of gray or compromise. We can follow what ever banner we like but if we do not choose the freedom side of that battle, we lose by default.

      BTW I’ve already got extra popcorn – Romney WILL win. My goal now is to see Hussein not just defeated but thoroughly humiliated in his defeat.

      We got behind Romney, now he has an obligation to liberty – to expose the American marxist movement and the propaganda media. If not, as Marx himself said, history will repeat itself.

  • notebene

    Typical leftist rhetoric…yell, “racist” or “squirrel”! Heaven forbid that they get outraged about the real issue which is that the Imposter and his administration left 4 Americans to die in an attack! While I’m excited to see the Imposter get voted out, I know that the liberal loons will still be shucking and jiving crap through our universities, media, and so-called non-profit organizations brainwashing drones for their army of stupidity. The clean up has only begun in November…we have so very far to go!

  • Sober_Thinking

    Feigned outrage by the biggest perpetrators of racism. These people have lost all validity and relevence. And of course, Matthews is a blithering idiot every single day he opens his mouth to speak.

    • PhillyCon

      I wonder where Matthews was or is when any black conservative gets called much worse names.


    • Majority of MSM urinalists and leftists in general lie
      without even realizing the depth of their hypocrisy – e.g.Diane Sawyer makes over 10 million dollars a year (4 what?), but calls
      a business owner who works 80+ hr/week “greedy and selfish”;
      the percentage of their donations to charities
      ………………………. is an equivalent of an average Joe giving a quarter a month.

      • Sober_Thinking

        Excellent response.

  • Sarah handled that beautifully!

    Soon you won’t be able to calls a spade a spade without being called racist!

    • sDee

      🙂 A great pre-PC expression, eliminated by the Thought Police.

      I was in a meeting recently and refused to get stuck with someone else’s project mess. I said it was a tar baby. Only one person laughed – everyone else was aghast with political correctness.

      That is too is a great expression from a superb fable which many generations have not had a chance to read courtesy of US censorship.

      What have we done to America? No more.

      • Sandra123456

        Tar baby was a great expression that was in the movie “Song of the South” which was a terrific Disney movie released in 1946 combining animation and real actors.

        The song Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah came from this movie that I enjoyed as a kid. Here’s the song:

        Per Wikipedia: “The film has never been released in its entirety on home video in the USA,[3] because of content which Disney executives believe would be construed by some as politically incorrect and racist toward black people, and is thus subject to much rumor. Some portions of this film have been issued on VHS and DVD as part of either compilations or special editions of Disney films”

        Here’s the movie:


        • Thanks for the link to the video. I’m saving a copy to my computer as I type because I know Youtube as a nasty habit of removing videos without warning. Especially true if they get a “complaint” from some hyper sensitive Liberal who finds it “offensive” and “deem” it racist and… Well you get the picture.

      • It’s a disgrace the way Liberals try to control everything, even language use! Control freaks who want a nanny state so they can be the nanny and control everyone’s lives. Good thing we won’t let them.

    • they may call Todd Palin “racist” after Bill Maher hits his fist with his ugly snout
      and his arshe with Todd’s shoe.
      Then Todd may wipe his shoes stepping on that humanoid rug…
      And, to make it even, the left may call him “racist”.
      Of course I would enjoy it immensely.

  • sDee

    America is not and never has been a racist nation – only a nation manipulated into white guilt syndrome by our leftist social engineers. I am glad that 50 years of constant “implications and innuendo” of racism accusations are not verbalized.

    Let’s have it out folks – call me a racist to my face if you believe it, and then we will see where that conversation leads.

  • And that’s exactly what they are, “perennial hypocrites”. I don’t know how they live with themselves.

  • iaintlyin

    The unfortunate thing is that Palin doesn’t have the national platform (daily show) to counter Matthews’ spivel. She established her words as being used often enough by the left that anyone reading racism into them would be inclined to call a vanilla ice cream fan racist too.
    Another Mathews/Left headsup as to what we’re in for until we conquer the stupidity being taught to young people by our radical left.

  • tsturbo

    Yeah, there is something rank here, and it’s not Sarah Palin.

    The corrupt media is destroying our country, because the dumbded down mASSes
    reality IS based on their lies.

    It’s time to regulate the media, and I think the way to do this is with a rating system, modeled after the movie system. How about VL, L, U, C, VC. This stands for Very Liberal, Liberal, Unbiased, Conservative, Very Conservative. Just like movies, their rating symbol will be displayed throughout the broadcast. And the farther the corrupt media are from an unbiased standard, the higher their fees, taxes and amount of government regulation.

    Let’s use their own playbook against them, and just like Obama’s destruction of the coal industry via regulation and taxes, we will bring so much financial destruction on the corrupt media through the new rating system that they will either change or go bankrupt.

  • PhillyCon

    You can just see the foam coming out of Matthew’s mouth as you read the words. No video needed here.

    His next segment will be on her comment about the Irish. He’s ready to jump over a cliff now.

  • PhillyCon

    Scoop, if it wasn’t for you we would have no clue what this idiot Matthews ever has to say! LOL. He gets more play on blogs than his own show.

  • You know when Obama is losing when the cries of “racism” get louder. It’s all they have left. They cannot defend Obama’s record, so to silence any criticism of “the chosen one” they call people “racists.” Problem is, they keep doing this so often that the word starts to lose its real meaning, so when there are real examples of racism people simply ignore it. You can only cry wolf so many times before thinking individuals stop listening to you and walk away. And, given the lousy TV ratings that Chris Matthews has , I think that’s already starting to happen.

  • Sarah, it’s a loss of time to use logic with mentally sick persons;
    that “below idiot level” leftist creature is a barking dog who:
    fantasizes about Klit-on havin’ sex with Martians,
    says his female friend loves Clinton and wants to have sex with him,
    gets thrill up his leg (up tow nowhere, ’cause he’s got no b*lls).
    Let’s inform people who do not know how deranged he is – and his career
    will be over soon.
    His mental sickness is progressing
    and if he is not canned,
    pretty soon two big guys will visit him to pack him into a long-sleeve jacket.

  • WordsFailMe

    I totally missed the racist allusion. When I heard Sarah say, “Shuck and Jive,” I thought she was referring to “Pelosi and Reid.”

    • Linky1

      If she was referring to these two, it should have been “Dumb and Dumber.”

  • Amjean

    When I think of “shuck” I think of shucking an ear of corn.
    When I think of “jive” I think of dancing/music. Don’t they do the “jive” on DWTS?

    Why is this racist? Do blacks dance while shucking an ear of corn? Other than the fact that the lefties make everything racist, I am not getting this.

    • Wisewoman2

      White people. As an AA let me explain to you historically exactly what shucking and jiving really means. It means that a person is being called out for not being serious, for playing around when they should be getting the job done, etc. It was also used during my time by teachers admonishing lazy students to stop shucking and jiving and get serious. That’s the entirety of its meaning. It was a less harsh way of pointing out and stopping foolish behavior. That’s all. I used it many times with both my white and black students when I was teaching and with my own children. Chris and these people are bullsh*tting you.

      • Amjean

        Actually, wisewoman2, I knew exactly what it meant. I was being facetious.
        I do not believe, however, that the phrase is strictly owned by blacks.

        At any rate, this white woman of german, irish and french descent is tired of
        the lefties call to racism. I am tired of Jesse jackson, Al Sharpton, Chris Matthews
        and others who race bait for a living.

        It is well known in Chicago that black leaders have been “getting their way”
        when it comes to social programs, loans, grants, etc. They have been blackmailing
        businesses with the threat to cry racism if the businesses don’t comply. This needs to end. Its not good for our country. h/t

        And in this election the cry of racism is used so much that it has become somewhat
        ineffective. I am not the only person who is sick of all this.

  • Huge_Heffner

    White liberals, Chris Matthews and Jonathan Alter, trying to keep ‘their blacks’ on their liberal plantation. Black people! When are you going to wake up????

  • maingearinarkansas

    I wonder what they’re paying Matthews. It must be a whole bunch for him to continue whoring himself the way he does.

    • It’s definitely a hole bunch.

      • maingearinarkansas


  • Conservative_Hippie

    “May we always be happy, and may our enemies always know it.”

    -Cheers! (non-alcoholic for me)

    • PVG

      Love it!

      • Conservative_Hippie


  • Joseph ewing

    I plan on watching election returns on MSNBC JUST so I can see Matthews implode as the loss of the Royal Family from 1600 PA Ave happens LIVE.

    The evening of the First Debate, I watched them, and it was most entertaining.

    The loss of the Anointed One from the WH will absolutely have them all a mess. Matthews will be screaming. Schultz will be crying. Maddow will be talking about how America has Lost it’s Way.


  • GetWhatYouPayFor

    In Alaska, they call a truck with a bad clutch “shiftless”. She should use that next!

    • Amjean

      Good one! The lefties total agenda is “shiftless” in my opinion!

  • Pat & Stu really gave Matthews a lot of exposure today. I have to agree with Stu: Matthews has something physically wrong going on.

    He’s dropped a screw or has a leaky gasket in his brain pan.
    He’s rowing with one oar in the water.
    He’s investing in perpetual motion machines.
    He’s gone squirrel huntin’ at night.
    His Nike pumps are out of air.
    His mojo ain’t workin’.
    He’s been drinking Olbermann’s bathwater.
    His hair is on too tight.
    He’s had the toaster too near the bathtub.
    He’s been huffing on commercial breaks.
    His grey matter doesn’t.
    His spatio-temporal axis is non-Minkowskian
    He’s soaring with moles.
    His shuck doesn’t jive anymore.
    He’s had to have the seams let out in his Imperial Kleagle robe.
    His white hood doesn’t fit over his fat head.
    His shoes are too tight.
    And he’s a very bad person.

    • LOL! thanks for posting that! 🙂

      • I couldn’t stop myself!

  • PVG

    We used to enjoy Hardball when Clinton was in office. Chris was on him mercilessly! Back then, Chris subbed for Rush one day…..HONEST! I listened to all 3 hours.
    Chris used to have his wife Kathleen on his show periodically. He called her “Kathleen, my queen”. He adored her.
    What has happened to that man is beyond belief.