We now know what emperor Trump’s first act as president will be – an executive order shutting down Saturday Night Live for offending his sensibilities:
Watched Saturday Night Live hit job on me.Time to retire the boring and unfunny show. Alec Baldwin portrayal stinks. Media rigging election!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 16, 2016
At least he’ll have Alec Baldwin executed.
He continued in a twitter tirade today:
Polls close, but can you believe I lost large numbers of women voters based on made up events THAT NEVER HAPPENED. Media rigging election!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 16, 2016
Yeah, there’s no way that women responded poorly to his bashing accusers of sexual harassment, after bashing Hillary Clinton for criticizing Bill’s accusers of sexual harassment. By the way, a new Wall Street Journal poll is obviously biased against Trump and for reality.
Election is being rigged by the media, in a coordinated effort with the Clinton campaign, by putting stories that never happened into news!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 16, 2016
And we know this is true because a guy who says he used to run a child sex prostitution ring says he was staring at Trump during an entire airplane ride. Seems legit.