El Trumpo is winning so much that Texans are tired of winning and they’re picking the loser, Hillary Clinton, just to make it more interesting.
That’s the only possible explanation for why the Real Clear Politics average of polls has now changed the designation of Texas from a “lean Trump” state to a “toss up” state:
Oh. Boy. If I actually believed in polls, I would think this was a problem, but I know that all polling is a big scam and a shape-shifting lizard alien Illuminati conspiracy theory!!!
That’s why I don’t trust this at all:
Poor Trump has borne the weight of the country on his manly shoulders, and those damn Texans don’t appreciate it at all!!!
Probably all those Messicans.