People are freeeaaaking OUT because of a funny video of Ted Cruz that surfaced today on a weird account called “Young Ted Cruz” that has only posted one tweet.
Apparently we should all be freaked out because he made a joke when he was a smart-ass eighteen-year-old. Because no one jokes like that when they’re a teen, right?
Oh NO!! Everybody panic!!
See, it’s OK if they all worship at the feet of Obama while he destroys our Constitution, because he actually IS their deity, but if you tell your kids that God wants you to be great, well you’re a weirdo. Because New York values say the real God doesn’t exist.
Frankly, I’m more concerned with why he sounds just like Jimmy Stewart here.