First of all let’s be clear: calling yourself a “media reporter” while working at CNN is already a joke. But it’s hard to imagine anyone being more clownish in the task than Brian Stelter. Stelty spends almost all his time complaining about what is happening on Fox News. He wrote a whole book about it!
Well, “wrote” a book.
Well, “wrote” a “book.”
But anyway his commitment to shilling aside, it’s his commitment to SHRILLING (right?) that is at play today, after a humiliating year for CNN – ratings in the toilet, top anchor disgraced, and pedophiles everywhere – and a humiliating year for himself personally – ratings beneath the toilet, got everything wrong on disgraced top anchor when he even bothered to talk about it all – he still thinks that the utterly dominant on cable Fox News are the ones who should be embarrassed.
Omg pic.twitter.com/2wk96Rj5A6
— AmericaFest Poso (@JackPosobiec) December 19, 2021
That fat dumb and bald guy, su-u-ure is a de-based slob, dum dum dah dum dah dah.
Wait until Stelty hears about what’s been going on at CNN https://t.co/DK8lHhtttr pic.twitter.com/T7cQwVOhpV
— Benny (@bennyjohnson) December 19, 2021
Quality ~ Not Quantity. https://t.co/pmUPzApISG pic.twitter.com/tK5sSBIo9k
— Rodin_M (@RodinM3) December 19, 2021
That moment when you realize your chyron is wrong. https://t.co/ZzqVNiIqOE pic.twitter.com/e7wLGkErtW
— Son of the Village Idiot (@sonvillageidiot) December 19, 2021
This can't be real. CNN literally hired a child sex trafficker!! Who worked with Creepy Chris Cuomo!! CNN has to be stripped of it's broadcast licence. It isn't news anymore. 🤨🤨 https://t.co/ejnC8dvcxJ
— Merrick96 🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈 (@Merrick963) December 19, 2021
The Pedo palace has opinions. https://t.co/Ca16Fnh7C6
— Melissa Mackenzie (@MelissaTweets) December 19, 2021
Two separate CNN producers were discovered to be pedophiles *just within this week* https://t.co/tpVFzJKdiX
— Alexei Arora (@AlexeiArora) December 19, 2021
Alexa, show me projection. https://t.co/i8YtufcKRm
— Lisa De Pasquale (@LisaDeP) December 19, 2021
It is sometimes hard to believe the whole world isn’t a parody.