War Secretary Pete Hegseth announced this morning that the new Supreme Leader of Iran has been wounded, may be disfigured, and is hiding with Iran’s other leadership underground.
Here’s what he said:
I saw someone from a reputable news organization on the right say that this isn’t true, that the leadership was out strutting around today in broad daylight. But this is garbage, because the rats are just coming out for a photo op in a location that they believe is safe at that moment (probably due to Russian surveillance help), before they scurry back below ground to hide from US detection.