Obama And Biden Practice For Inevitable Flight From Angry, Torch-Wielding Mob

Like Frankenstein’s monster at the close of his administration, President Obama and Vice President Biden are sure to be facing some angry villagers by the time 2016 rolls around (assuming the coming zombie apocalypse hasn’t settled us up sooner than that.) In preparation, our intrepid White House runners are limbering up and getting their workout on. The better to escape the wrath of the disenchanted, disenfranchised and dissed.

The President is honing his “Like a Girl” technique, as you can see, while the VP seems mainly to be focused on not getting lost again, having recently spent several days trying to navigate free of a broom closet. It is safe to say they are both setting a great example for all Americans, while at the same time offering the perfect metaphor for how this administration deals with tough problems.

They run away.

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