Yesterday, President smelly pants made a snotty joke during a speech that was sucky. In this clip, the comedic geniuses at MSNBC get their laughies on over the uber clever ha has President HoHoHObama made.
Zingers you say? They were zingers you guys! “Stinkburger.” Zing! pew pewpew pew.
Stinkburgers and groundhog’s day and meanwiches! What a cut-up!
Stinkburgers and groundhog’s day and meanwiches! What a cut-up!
Stinkburgers and groundhog’s day and meanwiches! What a cut-up!
Personally, I think the jokes were grody to the max and covered in cooties. But then again, I’m not a fartbag with a butt for a face who is dumb and not smart.
In any case, I think we can all agree that these jokes from the President were very hip and Presidential. Nevertheless, the party poopers in the GO PEE are sending an open letter to the President titled “Nuh-uh” in which they strongly advise the President that they are rubber, whereas he is, in fact, glue. Probably.
MSNBC asserts that President Obama went off script for his hysterical zingers, but in a real coup, The Right Scoop has EXCLUSIVELY obtained his actual notes from the podium!!!

Looks pretty on script to me, MSNBC. So SIT ON IT!!