Amy Klobuchar is being advised by many to put out her martial arts training regimen which will explain how beating her aides about the head and ears gives a presidential candidate the core strength and training to take on Vladimir Putin.
Here’s what she said about mistreating her employees:
“One can always do better, and that means you want to be sure that you are listening to people if they felt that something was unfair, or they felt bad about something. But I still think that you have to demand good product. When you’re out there on the world stage and dealing with people like Vladimir Putin, yeah, you want someone who’s tough. You want someone that demands the answers and that’s going to get things done, and that’s what I’ve done my whole life.”
Frankly, I agree with Klobuchar.* I think that Americans have gotten lazy and we need someone like Amy to beat us into shape through the discipline of physical beatings and emotional abuse.
In fact, she kinda threatened all Americans that she’s going to take her aide-beating skills and apply them to the rest of us lackadaisical loafers:
“If you are a boss, you have to have high standards, and that is what I have always had. And that doesn’t mean it’s a popularity contest all the time,” she said. “And so I’ve had high standards for myself, high standards for our staff, and mostly I’m going to have high standards for the country.”
Get ready slackers!! Amy is going to kick your ass into shape!!!
I can see her now screaming at Putin to clean her salad fork/comb: