More Occupy Wall Street self-parody here, and boy is this one a beaut. It comes with the obligatory NSFW f-bomb warning, but man it is hilarious. Just another 99%-er representin’ I guess. . . .
Author: Dan Cleary
Pelosi: Republicans are saying “women can die on the floor”
Hard to believe this crackpot was actually Speaker of the House for four years. Here is yet another example of why Nancy Pelosi is now the House Minority Leader. This is loathesome . . .
SICK: Occupy Wall Street drones chant “You can have sex with animals, or whatever”
Via BBTV, this is perhaps the most bizarre Occupy Wall Street chant we’ve heard so far. Unless 99% of America is now cool with bestiality, and suddenly I’m the weirdo. Um…who are . . .
Wisconsin Democrats launch drive to recall Scott Walker
Here we go again. Sounds like another crushing disappointment for Ed Schultz in the making if you ask me. I wonder how much money the Democrat Party plans to sink into this . . .
Moonbat signal set to shine over Capitol Hill at 9:00am
Some group called “Stop the Machine” is planning to swarm Capitol Hill this morning and “create chaos”. Items on their agenda include jamming the elevators and pushing all the buttons, song-singing, and . . .
Minor flaw in green energy business model: “Solar panels do not work that well”
So says Ray Burgess, President and CEO of Solar Power Technologies, writing for AOL Energy. Too bad the Obama Administration has already sunk tens of billions down the solar rathole. Oops! And . . .
Irony meter explodes again: Peace activist shouts “You should hang!” to Marines supporter
This is what dumbocracy looks like. Remember, 99% of Americans are in this guy’s corner. Yeah, right. Via Rebel Pundit; hat tip BBTV. —
Confused Occupy D.C. protester: “I’m here to, like, relax”
Let’s face it, none of these Occupy [INSERT YOUR TOWN HERE] folks seem all that prepared for the obvious question from reporters: “Why are you here?” Brace yourself for a few f-bombs . . .
Joe Biden tells 5th-graders: “Things got really bad before we came into office”
…and then things got much, much worse after that as a direct result of Barack’s unprecedented reckless spending and the Democrat Party’s stubborn adherence to a failed ideology. Biden conveniently omitted that . . .
Not a joke: Obama says he has “complete confidence” in Eric Holder
This really makes you wonder how bad Eric Holder would have to screw up before Obama would toss him under the bus. Then again, Obama himself is the epitome of incompetence and . . .
FLASHBACK, 1984: Steve Jobs unveils the Macintosh
I love the look on Jobs’ face as he describes what the audience is about to see. He knows he’s about to show them the greatest thing since sliced bread. The man . . .
Nation of Islam member enlightens panel on “black sperm” power
Via Andrew Breitbart, this is the Nation of Islam’s Minister of Agriculture Dr. Ridgely Muhammad, speaking at a National Press Club panel discussion last month with New Black Panther leader Malik Zulu . . .
Four GOP candidates boycott Univision debate after network allegedly tried to blackmail Marco Rubio
Only four? I’d be surprised if any of the GOP candidates show up for the Univision debate on January 29 after this gets around. Mediaite reports: Several Republican candidates are planning on . . .
Obama relives the glory days with his few remaining fans
Priceless. Next lesson: The 57 States! Hat tip: Weasel Zippers.
Gallup: Cain blows past Perry in ‘Positive Intensity’
The Cain Train is definitely appears to be chuggin’ along now quite nicely, and picking up steam. Gallup reports that his 30% score on this measure is the highest of any candidate . . .
Reuters finds silver lining in disastrous Obama economy: Fewer drunk drivers
So I guess Reuters is suggesting that widespread economic misery is a small price to pay to keep a few more drunks off the roads. I wonder if they’d be spinning like . . .
MSNBC host chums it up with Occupy Wall Street crowd: “I love what you’re doing here”
I think it’s safe to say that Dylan Ratigan would actually lose to Billy Madison in an academic decathlon face-off. Just listen to this rambling incoherence. Don’t bail out early, or you’ll . . .
Aw, darn: McCaskill to miss Obama visit due to convenient scheduling conflict
I suspect we’ll be seeing plenty of these “scheduling conflicts” from doomed Democrat Senators up for reelection next year. Hard to blame them, really. But I wonder what could be so important . . .
Roseanne Barr proposes threatening the super-wealthy with beheading
OK, so it turns out that Roseanne Barr is actually running for President. How did I manage to miss that one? Her platform is just as nutty as you might have guessed. . . .
Cain: “African-Americans have been brainwashed” into voting Democrat in lockstep
Sadly, it’s true. Which is why Cain’s prediction that he could muster a whopping one-third of the black vote as the GOP nominee in next year’s election vs. Obama seems so wildly . . .