Refugee resettlement stats PLUNGE by 50% under Trump …

Even though el Presidente Trumpo’s travel bans that-are-definitely-not-Muslim-bans are still stuck in legal limbo, it appears that just through the sheer power of his orb-inspired personality that refugees are being turned away . . .

Great news! Steve Scalise is out of the ICU…

This is very good news. According to Fox News, Scalia is out of the Intensive Care Unit. House Majority Whip Steve Scalise has been moved out of the intensive care unit, according . . .

MSNBC analyst compares Trump to a SUICIDE BOMBER…

Elise Jordan is getting bashed for comparing the president to a suicide bomber. The context had to do with his tweets and his supporters’ defense of everything he says. Even the MSNBC . . .

Breaking! PODESTA to TESTIFY before Congress!!!!

What is with this administration that there’s something new every day? Here’s the latest – Hillary Clinton’s campaign manager is scheduled to testify before Congress. The House intelligence committee next week plans . . .

Trump TEXTS ‘BIG LEAGUE’ congratulations to himself…

I guess someone took away Trump’s Twitter app and destroyed it (they probably hired a professional like Hillary), because he was forced to text his happiness over the victory in the Georgia . . .

BREAKING! HANDEL WINS! JON GETS HIS OSSOFF HANDED TO HIM

AND the Democrats lose again. They were so hopeful but NOPE. Republican Karen Handel just trounced future boy band star Jon Ossoff. CNN projects Republican Karen Handel wins the special Congressional election . . .