Bette Midler has been diagnosed with fatal Trump Derangement Syndrome

If you have any spare prayers laying around, use em up for Bette Midler, who doctors say is now suffering with fatal and incurable Trump Derangement Syndrome.

They point to this tweet today as evidence of their diagnosis:

And this one:

Poor woman. All of the rational faculties in her brain has been eroded and the space used up by the nearby pendejoary gland, which is the producer of snarky and irrational tweets. Doctors thought this could be removed but they fear that doing so would leave Midler a drooling, idiotic, mindless husk, as it did with Michael Moore.

May the Lord save us all from such horrors.


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