Now you did it, people. Look what your insipid voting patterns have wrought:
I have had a ton of emails and texts asking me if this website is real… https://t.co/RRVgISDFeq The answer is an absolute YES. pic.twitter.com/uYCUg6mjW1
— KidRock (@KidRock) July 12, 2017
Stay tuned, I will have a major announcement in the near future – Kid Rock
— KidRock (@KidRock) July 12, 2017
Why Lord WHY?!? What hast we done to offend thee?!?
"I like that Kid Rock isn’t afraid to bawitdaba,” said Tom Frank, 48, a steelworker. “Other politicians, they don’t da-bang da-bang diggy"
— Jason O. Gilbert (@gilbertjasono) July 12, 2017
There is literally only like a 2 percent chance at this point that Kid Rock isn’t president of the United States one day
— Asawin Suebsaeng (@swin24) July 12, 2017
Kid Rock is running for U.S. Senate and this is the background of his campaign page, https://t.co/ySHl8dnFcx. pic.twitter.com/9VwfqsefVB
— Kellie Rowe (@kellierowe) July 12, 2017
This is going to be super confusing post-2020 when we have to explain that President The Rock isn't the father of Senator Kid Rock. https://t.co/ORedlQXQzJ
— Alex Zalben (@azalben) July 12, 2017
We are all dead and this is clearly Hell
— Roland Scahill (@rolandscahill) July 12, 2017
Tweets from 2018:
"Kid Rock won because Democrats continue to struggle to connect with working class as well as Republican millionaires can"— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) July 12, 2017
Not sure this is accurate:
Fun fact: If elected, Kid Rock would be the first U.S. senator to appear in a sex tape with the lead singer of Creed
— Ben Jacobs (@Bencjacobs) July 12, 2017
What about Benjamin Harrison?!
Kid Rock’s campaign site only the second ever to contain the phrase “Pimp of the Nation,” following Clinton/Gore ’96
— Allahpundit (@allahpundit) July 12, 2017
Of course the body-slammed journalist has to bring us all back to dreary drab reality:
The link redirects to Warner Brothers' merchandise store and there is no paid for. Unless Kid Rock comes down an escalator, this isn't real https://t.co/clg8W5jGll
— Ben Jacobs (@Bencjacobs) July 12, 2017
Remember, Kid Rock hung out with President Trump at the White House with Ted Nugent and Sarah Palin, so maybe he got some campaign tips…
Ted Nugent, Kid Rock And Sarah Palin troll Hillary Clinton in epic photo at the White House