BREAKING: Michael Avennati makes big 2020 announcement…

Scumbag lawyer Michael Avenatti just released a statement concerning a potential 2020 run for president, announcing that he is not going to run for president:

Awww. And we were so looking forward to it!

Seriously though, he would have made the Democratic primary a huge spectacle as he tried to destroy them in order to win. It wouldn’t surprise me either to see him hire a few women to say that they were sexually assaulted by Joe Biden…or Corey Booker. Heh. Still could happen with that jerk.

Let’s go ahead and make this an open thread. Enjoy the video below of a pooch that’s learned how to entertain himself:

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