BREAKING! North Korea launches missile…. and it FAILS! [Updated]

THE NORKS ARE LAUNCHING MISSILES!!

Aw damn. Well that’s embarrassing.

Who cares how big your missile is if you can’t get it up… in the air?

UPDATE: NBC has more details on their epic failure.

North Korea attempted a missile launch Sunday local time (5:21pm ET), but it failed “almost immediately” United States military officials confirmed to NBC News.

South Korea’s military detected the same results, according to South Korea’s Yonhap news agency.

The launch was attempted from Sinpo, a city on North Korea’s east coast, some 400 miles from Japan, according to U.S. Pacific Command.

Sounds like someone is going to be fed to dogs later.

They’re also reporting that el Presidente Trumpo has been briefed on the matter. So be on the lookout for Trump tweeting!!

This was earlier today:

Today is the “Day of the Sun,” when they celebrate the birthday of the grandpappy of the current dictator of North Korea. So that’s even more embarrassing….

UPDATE!!

This just in: People on Twitter are funny sometimes.

Very good.


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