BREAKING: President Trump announces parade to honor Army next month

President Trump just announced a parade in Washington, DC next month to honor the Army on its 250th birthday, saying it will be magnificent.

Here’s the announcement:

I am proud to announce that we will be hosting a magnificent Parade to honor the United States Army’s 250th Birthday, on Saturday, June 14th, in Washington, D.C. For two and a half centuries, our brave soldiers have fought, bled, and died to keep us FREE, and now we will honor them with a wonderful Parade, one that is worthy of their service and sacrifice. Americans across the Nation are invited to attend. RSVP at america250.org/.

I hope it gets televised like the big parades of the past, but only with commentators who won’t mock the parade because they hate it.


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