BREAKING! Suspicious ‘device’ sent to Gov. Cuomo’s office WAS… an informational package

I should have known this was coming. Governor Andrew Idiot Cuomo said on air that his office had received a suspicious “device” in the mail.

We reported it, believing the moron.



Of course, he was exaggerating like the liar that he is:

Really.

This is pathetic.

On the other hand, I’ve heard that Cuomos are actually terrorized by “literature” and letters written on paper. Or perhaps it was a GOP political mailer and Cuomo jumped back as the truth burned the skin on his fingers like a crucifix on a vampire. Moron.

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