Breaking: Trump tests negative for coronavirus

In a coronavirus development that is sure to disappoint all the liberals, a test for coronavirus for the president has come back negative.

People were really hoping that he had it after Matt Gaetz was exposed, and Ted Cruz was exposed, but so far he’s A-OK. Sorry Democrats.

They were especially hopeful after this:

And…

AND if you’ve been watching the drama, the press corps have been demanding that Trump take a test and accusing him of selfishness, while at the same time accusing him of elitism for being able to take a taste. Yet they wonder why so few trust them anymore….


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