Breaking: Trump’s new chief of staff Mark Meadows is now also in self-quarantine

Well this ain’t no good. Now el presidente’s new chief of staff is under self-quarantine:

Wow. That’s in addition to Ted Cruz, Matt Gaetz, and three other members of Congress.

Also Italy has shut down, St. Patrick’s Day Parades are cancelled, and the stock market is crashing in a historic fashion, and everyone is in a panic.

So Trump is looking into a tax cut to help everyone out:

Well alright then.


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