BREAKING!! VOTES are IN!! Florida races go to RECOUNT!!

It looks like Democrats were able to dig up enough votes at Florida cemeteries in order to force three elections into recount.

From the Hill:

Three statewide races in Florida are heading for recounts after a key deadline for county election officials to submit unofficial vote tallies came and went Saturday.

The first round of machine recounts, which must be completed by Thursday, set up a bitter fight to the finish in Florida’s races for Senate, governor and agriculture commissioner…

Famed formerly foreigner and Florida man Charles C.W. Cooke explains what this means and where we go from here:

So they’re really gonna need to cheat really badly to beat this one.

Get ready and buckle up, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

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