Breaking: Woke police arrest Elmer Fudd for illegal 2nd Amendment advocacy, will strip him of his weapons…

I can’t believe none of us realized the terrible, horrible example that Elmer Fudd has been to our poor little pudding-brained children about the terrors and horrors of gun possession and the Second Amendment! God bless the woke police for arresting that miscreant this morning and stripping him of his weapons:

In a new series based on the beloved “Looney Tunes” cartoons, the classic character Elmer Fudd will no longer carry a gun.

The new series “Looney Tunes Cartoons,” which premiered last week on the streaming service HBO Max, will feature the cartoon’s characteristic violence – using sticks of dynamite, booby traps and the iconic anvils and bank safes dropped onto characters, The New York Times reported last week.

However, Peter Browngardt, the series executive producer and showrunner, told the outlet, “We’re not doing guns.”

Ironically, anvil-on-bunny crime is at epidemic levels in this country, but no one cares because the BIG ANVIL corporations are buying off the major entertainment outlets. Despicable!! More:

“But we can do cartoony violence — TNT, the Acme stuff. All that was kind of grandfathered in,” Browngardt told the outlet.

Elmer Fudd is regularly foiled trying to hunt Bugs Bunny on the show. In the new series, the character will carry a scythe.

Yay for the woke police! We are saved!!

I can’t believe a dude with a cartoon gun is now contraband entertainment…


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