Brian Stelter’s most EMBARRASSING tweet yet? The self-canonization is grotesque self-PARODY.

CNN’s Fat, Dumb, and Bald Guy can’t get enough of smelling his own farts, and he was breathing deep today on the 20th anniversary of 9/11.

In a tweet linking to an AP article fawning over the bravery of their own profession and the importance of their branch of the Liberal Church, Stelter chose the most hideously cringe quote to include in his tweet as a gross overture to himself and his job.

The whole article is just absurd, but the quote, which is from a book that I can only assume is equally absurd, goes above and beyond. Which is of course exactly why the drama queen loves it so.

That fat, dumb, and bald guy.. Sure. Loves. To. Smell. His farts dum dum duh dum dah dah.

But even in mocking the crass stupidity, don’t forget the serious context.

Exactly right.

Journalism used to be a thing in America, that’s true. Used to be. It is long gone, and we’re left with bad jokes like this one.

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