CNN is really really really committed to making vaccines mandatory. They probably see it as a good way to set a precedent for making people do other things, too, like watch CNN. After all, their anemic ratings (behind Fox and MSNBC both) could definitely use medical attention.
So it’s no surprise that their headlines are increasingly crazy and desperate in their effort. The latest would make any Pfizer sales rep blush.
Actually if you get the vax then you become immortal pic.twitter.com/RtQ5GwQ8Re
— petite nicoco (@PetiteNicoco) October 23, 2021
The headline prompted lots of immortals to share their new super status.
It’s true, I got hit by a bus last week, walked it right off
— muffin man (@PrissyEight) October 23, 2021
My vaccine gave me six pack abs in less than a week
— Rager 📈 (@Rager) October 23, 2021
I was dead but then they gave me the shot and now I am alive once again.
— Bart D (@BartTheD) October 23, 2021
I just think they need to …
Calm down. pic.twitter.com/DuJqVKUmPb
— Fred T. (@FredTScoop) October 23, 2021
Seriously.
Oh, and to answer your question? Yeah. It’s real.