Coming Soon To Kabuki Theater Near You: White House Clown

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From the people who brought you The New Deal, the War on Poverty, and … Jimmy Carter? This January, open your hearts and your wallets for a movie that will take your breath away and redistribute it. A story of hope. A story of change. A story of changing back. A story of waiting a little while and then acting like something has changed because we use a different name for it. A story of hoping for the sweet meteor of death. It’s “The State of the Union”. With Joe Biden and his lamp. Featuring Barack Obama as the President. And starring in his Oscar-worthy role. The TelePrompTer.


Yes the State of the Union is almost upon us. It’s that special time of year when families across the nation can get together and complain about missing American Idol. Will someone yell “you lie?” We can only hope. And in preparation for the President’s big moment, the White House, never one to miss out on an opportunity to present Obama as some kind of minor deity, is laying it on thick with their SOTU advertising campaign. Yes, an advertising campaign. For the speech. I know.

So get your feetie pajamas and hot cocoa ready folks. It’s going to be a magical night.

OH, and yes, this trailer has been edited. But you might be surprised by just how little. Sorry about your gag reflex.


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