If you’ve ever been accosted by Trump supporters you know they’re resting their hopes in the “fact” in their minds that Hillary will go to jail because of revelations by Wikileaks. Unfortunately, last night people stayed up until 3 in the morning because Julian Assange promised to have an important announcement. And they were pretty disappointed.
Assange says his next leak will virtually guarantee an indictment of Hillary! pic.twitter.com/8AMgiqO9Zt
— Tennessee GOP (@TEN_GOP) October 3, 2016
Here’s what it was:
That awkward moment when you stayed up till 0300 to see Hillary destroyed but GRU failed to get Assange the stolen docs in time.#Wikirolled
— John Schindler (@20committee) October 4, 2016
And the wikileaks information that will destroy clinton is…an ad for wikileaks. I stayed up for that. Just woke up. Assange is a jerk.
— Kurt Eichenwald (@kurteichenwald) October 4, 2016
So how did Julian Assange Live at Al Capone's Vault go?
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 4, 2016
Alex Jones has some thoughts about Julian Assange. pic.twitter.com/Z8J7ZXuJvC
— John Whitehouse (@existentialfish) October 4, 2016
When your candidate's oppo shop comprises Roger Stone, Alex Jones, and Assange, you get scammed into watching 3 am Wikileaks infomercials.
— Brian Beutler (@brianbeutler) October 4, 2016
The scumbag degenerate moron Alex Jones said he was disappointed, but kept his moron followers enthralled by claiming that someone “got to Assange” and bought him off or something.
His completely meltdown is pretty awesome though:
Alex Jones went absolutely insane over Wikileaks, and it was REALLY fun to watch. (by @MattBinder) pic.twitter.com/CuVYznqs7j
— CAFE (@cafedotcom) October 4, 2016
Now you would think they’d learn their lesson, but nope. These scumbag degenerates are making tons of money by keeping the stupider of Trump’s followers seething with some fantasy that there’s a massive conspiracy tripping up the Donald:
Monday: Hillary's threat to drone strike Assange revealed.
Tuesday: Assange fails to release damaging info on Hillary.
Coincidence.
— Paul Joseph Watson (@PrisonPlanet) October 4, 2016
Kind of knew Hillary had gotten to Assange yesterday when the media wasn't doing their typical pre-emptive strikes on the story.
— Bill Mitchell (@mitchellvii) October 4, 2016
So Assange punked everyone? Somebody got to somebody. He could have snuffed these rumors days ago. Really odd theater here.
— Bill Mitchell (@mitchellvii) October 4, 2016
Assange now says there will be revelations in a few days:
Wikileaks revelations about the U.S. election “in a few days”.
Hope that alleviates your Assange blue balls. pic.twitter.com/UfuJpqkB6n
— Paul Joseph Watson (@PrisonPlanet) October 4, 2016
I would also like to point out that this handsome Mexican predicted this would happen in the post before the announcement last night. On the other hand, if Assange really DOES have something on Hillary, he could put out dud after dud that will completely forgiven as long as he eventually produces real info. But will he?
If you’re a TrumpHumper who’s putting their hopes on some massive conspiracy being brought down in order to usher the dim-witted emperor of morons into the Oval Office, I think you might be disappointed.