CRACK-ing the curious case of Joe Biden, L.A nights, and paying too much for car insura– no wait, for RUSSIAN FANTASY GIRLS

Fifteen minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance, but it won’t save you a dime on Russian ladies of evening. Not from Emerald Fantasy Girls. Not if your last name is Biden and you’re hopped up on the crack.

Yeah I say “the crack.” That’s one of the may products of my clean living. But clean living doesn’t have any products the Biden family are interested in, and the New York Post reveals the sordid tale, and the mystery of the overcharged credit card. Meaning, who OWNS it.

“Did one of the credit cards used to pay Yanna belong to Joe Biden? Was it a shared account?” That’s the key question posed by Miranda Devine, and she puts a LOT of evidence in the mix toward answering it.

Who is Yanna? you might ask. Well Yanna is “Russian, Green Eyes, Thin Brunette, an elite courtesan,” according to her sales pitch, which you may have heard once or twice in other Hunter Biden laptop reports.

She was the, uh, visitor to crack-smoking Hunter’s wild night at the Chateau Marmont. A very expensive night.

He transfers $8,000. It doesn’t work. A few minutes later, Wells Fargo sends him a fraud detection alert. He reaches into his wallet and pulls out a card. Yanna attempts to transfer the $8,000 but it apparently doesn’t go through. He rifles through his wallet again. No luck. He pulls out another card. Bingo.

The bottom line is Hunter ran like a ton of cards and charges and overpaid by a whooole lot for his filthy purchases.

And then…

What happens between Hunter and Yanna next is not recorded. Yanna’s private cellphone number no longer works, and Emerald Fantasy Girls is defunct. Cris Armenta, an attorney for Yanna, declined to comment. Hunter Biden’s attorney did not return a message.

What we do know from the laptop is that a few hours after Hunter’s debit-card woes began, text messages start arriving that are labeled as being from Robert Savage III. Savage was once the Secret Service’s special agent in charge of the Los Angeles field office and a contact card for him appears on the laptop, with a photographic avatar, phone number and Secret Service email address.


The Secret Service told The Post that Savage retired from the agency on April 30, 2018 — weeks before the Biden debauchery — and that the agency “did not provide protection to any member of the Biden family in 2018.”

Savage’s lawyer says, “My client has never met or communicated with Hunter Biden and has never been to the Chateau Marmont and had not even heard of the hotel. In fact, my client was retired before the date of these fabricated text messages.”

The activity recorded on Hunter’s devices shows Savage sending Hunter an urgent missive on May 24 at 6:37 p.m.: “H – I’m in the lobby come down. Thanks, Rob.”

Hunter replies: “5 minutes.”

Five minutes later, Savage texts again: “Come on H, this is linked to Celtic’s account. DC is calling me every 10. Let me up or come down. I can’t help if you don’t let me H.”

“Celtic” was Joe Biden’s Secret Service code name when he was vice president.

Did one of the credit cards used to pay Yanna belong to Joe Biden? Was it a shared account?

Hunter replies: “I promise be right down. Sorry.”

There is so much more. I’m pretty sure New York Post gonna get banned from Twitter again. Maybe Facebook too.

That’s how it works now.

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