David Hogg used to just be a kid who capitalized on the pain, suffering, and death of his classmates in an incident he wasn’t there for. But since going to Harvard he’s added a lot to his resume. Things like “guy so bad at TV they’ve quit inviting him” and “guy so dumb his tweets will have their own museum some day.”
It’s that second one that we’re about to share some laughs over.
Two days in a row this half-baked wanna-be has been spouting inanity on Twitter that stands out from the everyday inanity of everything on that hellsite. These two … well they just take the cake. They’re the bees knees. They’re the dough in the cookie, the cream in your ice, the Hall in your Oates.
Yesterday he wanted to know why we don’t license people to become murderers. I guess he’s tired of all these amateur murderers hogging all the glory? Or maybe he just wants the sport to be more uniform in its execution?
Either way he’s all het up about it.
Having been dragged to kingdom come by everyone on the planet for a day, he decided to dive on in on another subject he knows nothing about: uteruses.
Kid. Get out of the dorm.
People are shaking their heads of course. This one made me laugh pretty good.
He's right on this. We really should have permits and a whole season dedicated to hobo poaching. Thin the herds out a bit. https://t.co/fQnHkTiqE4
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) April 2, 2022
This one here’s the perfect summary.
Harvard, everyone. They must be so proud. https://t.co/Z8GLmm1mBz
— Aldous Huxley's Ghost™ (@AF632) April 2, 2022
But THIS … this is the daggone MIC DROP.
Since you probably have a vagina but not a uterus, let me explain – My uterus doesn't need a background check; I can bring my uterus anywhere in the world, without restrictions; My uterus is concealed without having to get permission from the government to do so
— Kimberly Morin (@Conservativeind) April 3, 2022
OUCH. That’s gonna leave a mark. And just think, Morin pulled off THAT murder without any license at all.
Gotta love the free market, y’all.